I will bear the weight of the world with you,

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

doctors forms always leave such a short line after asking if you've had any operations like. i can barely fit 2 in there

i just need to be pet. i need somebody to pet me i never get any pets i need pets so bad

i'm struggling when i would much rather be snuggling