Catnip and Feelings

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

the us american empire must be destroyed. yay communism

tch.... humans are no better than beasts. the dinner bell rings and you come running. you take your pills and eat your processed foods. like the obedient little pet you are. well pets don't take pills. but in this analogy the pills are like dry food and the food is like wet food. except some foods which are dry. and i guess some medication comes in liquid or gel form. fuck. and now that i think about it pets do definitely get medication if they're sick. shit. goddamnit. fuck