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Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

defective-pink-steven

*he stands there, a bit shocked*

I presume you have no access to a gem.

sackofmeat-steven

*he peeks from the hiding place*

Presumption wrong.

defective-pink-steven

Oh. Therefore you are not mine.

sackofmeat-steven

YES!! YES, EXACTLY!

defective-pink-steven

So you are not of use.

*he turns around*

sackofmeat-steven

*hey don't just fucking poke his complex like that*

*but he's not dumb enough to try to prove otherwise, nope*

*so he just*

*he'll just sulk.*

defective-pink-steven

*he turns around*

You have not responded. Are you okay.

sackofmeat-steven

*... Ok this is starting to get on his nerves. He huffs impatiently, impatient to go home*

YES! I'M STILL ALIVE! STILL GOT A BUNCH OF HOURS!

defective-pink-steven

Acceptable.

*he turns around and begins to exit*

sackofmeat-steven

*he tries to silently get out of his hiding place... Tries. He slips up and falls on his back with a yelp. A few attempts to get up on his feet later he decided he would lay there until he can stand up again without pain. Nice going, Peach.*

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sackofmeat-steven

M!A anon time! Everytime you say egg, you get stabbed because why not? Mun decides duration.

... e

Egg??

*a random knife pops into existence and stabs his leg. He SCREAMS*

//duration: until I forget.

//OPEN RP @neonlight-steven @two-pink-stevens @stevenless-gem @YOU, YES, YOU

two-pink-stevens

(Only Cosmo is here! He yelps when he sees the knife, jumping backwards. He then takes a vial of Rose’s tears out of his hair, pulls out the knife, and pours the healing tears on the wound)

sackofmeat-steven

Thank youu...

*he rubs his leg a bit*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, still holding the knife and the vial. He puts the vial back in his hair, and turns the knife in his hands)

No problem.

...Oh!! Speaking of knives!

Do you want a sword? To defend yourself with!

sackofmeat-steven

*he lifts his head*

... a s-sword? Like Connie?

*he tries to picture himself as a swordsman...*

Pfft

It'd be nice, but I'd end up impaling myself somehow!

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles, and shrugs)

I mean, I could try to teach you?

sackofmeat-steven

... you would?

... I doubt my hands would be steady enough on battle, though

Are you sure?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

It couldn’t hurt to try, could it?

sackofmeat-steven

... it could. A lot.

*he hums, considering it*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

... alright

All chances to learn self-defense are worth taking, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He hums when Peach says that it could hurt, shrugging)

Yeah! Especially considering how much...weaker...we are than most of the people here! It could help us to survive, or even get back at any attackers! Or get away.

But also...if this thing gets to be too much, just say so. You’re not obligated to do this.

sackofmeat-steven

I will, but... I really want to do this

I rely on Cherry too much

So, when do we get started?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Now, if you want!

sackofmeat-steven

*he nods*

Alright, now then!

So... Do you, like, have a sword werehouse?

two-pink-stevens

Uhhh...Kind of? S’just my hair, heh!

sackofmeat-steven

*oh yeah, of course he has the dimension thing!*

...

Is it not scary when you shove a sword up your head??

two-pink-stevens

(He shrugs)

Not anymore??

sackofmeat-steven

That's fair??

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles)

Okay, where do you think we should do it? I mean, preferably, in an open space, without many, or any, people, right?

sackofmeat-steven

Hmmm...

I think I know right the place!

*he starts walking somewhere and motions for him to follow*

two-pink-stevens

(He follows, curious)

sackofmeat-steven

*it's... Actually a long walk. They go the whole way to the forest in the outskirts, then go deeper until they find a little clearing, marked by a rubik's cube covered in moss*

Here! Convenient, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Yeah! This is cool! Do you come here often?

sackofmeat-steven

Well... Kinda! Haven't come here since we left the bus, though

two-pink-stevens

Oh...!

Did you...used to live here?

sackofmeat-steven

Yeah! But a little closer to the city!

two-pink-stevens

Oh, okay!

That’s cool!

(Takes two swords out of his hair)

Wanna get started?

sackofmeat-steven

*he stares at them for a little before nodding and holding out his hand. Guess he's doing this!*

two-pink-stevens

(He hands Peach one of the swords, and steps to his side)

First thing’s first! How’s holding it? Oh, make sure to use both of your hands to hold it-

sackofmeat-steven

*it's clearly odd balance to him, he grips the handle with both hands firmly. He spaces his legs a bit. That's what Pearl told Connie to do, right?*

It's... Okay??

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, looking over Peach)

...Hmm... Try copying me!

(He takes his other sword and gets into stance)

sackofmeat-steven

*he looks between Cosmo and himself while copying the stance, until he deems he's doing it right*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods at this)

Good job! That’s a really good start!

(He walks over to face Peach, then goes into stance again, putting his blade against Peach’s)

Ready for this next part? No stabbing or slicing yet. This is, like, an exercise!

sackofmeat-steven

*he keeps his eyes on Cosmo's blade*

When you say "yet" it makes it sound not good

*cue nervous laughter*

A-alright, I'm ready!

two-pink-stevens

H-I’m sorry, that’s not what I meant!! Ah, Pearl isn’t even here... We wouldn’t be able to use holograms to train anyway...

sackofmeat-steven

*after a bit "oh"s he chuckles*

We can just... Use dummies?? It's not as good or practical but hey, it works! Right?

*plus, he honestly doesn't know how he would feel about stabbing Pearls to oblivion*

two-pink-stevens

Oh-Yeah!

Okay. Let’s do this. Just...step backwards and forwards with me, and try to keep in stance.

(He chuckles)

I’m really new to this, I’m sorry-

sackofmeat-steven

Well... You're not newer than I am!

*he holds the stance as best as he can and prepares himself*

Ready!

two-pink-stevens

(He nods back, smiling slightly)

Ready. Let’s start with small steps.

(He steps forward just a bit, expecting Peach to step backwards to stay with him)

sackofmeat-steven

*he readies himself, looking Absolutely Steeled, grip on the sword firm*

*he does go backwards, but it's more of a little startled jump than a step*

two-pink-stevens

(That’s okay! He’s willing to go as slow as Peach needs)

Okay, you’re gonna step forward now, and I’m gonna step backward.

sackofmeat-steven

*he nods and does so, easy enough!*

defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

defective-pink-steven

*he stands there, a bit shocked*

I presume you have no access to a gem.

sackofmeat-steven

*he peeks from the hiding place*

Presumption wrong.

defective-pink-steven

Oh. Therefore you are not mine.

sackofmeat-steven

YES!! YES, EXACTLY!

defective-pink-steven

So you are not of use.

*he turns around*

sackofmeat-steven

*hey don't just fucking poke his complex like that*

*but he's not dumb enough to try to prove otherwise, nope*

*so he just*

*he'll just sulk.*

defective-pink-steven

*he turns around*

You have not responded. Are you okay.

sackofmeat-steven

*... Ok this is starting to get on his nerves. He huffs impatiently, impatient to go home*

YES! I'M STILL ALIVE! STILL GOT A BUNCH OF HOURS!

sackofmeat-steven

M!A anon time! Everytime you say egg, you get stabbed because why not? Mun decides duration.

... e

Egg??

*a random knife pops into existence and stabs his leg. He SCREAMS*

//duration: until I forget.

//OPEN RP @neonlight-steven @two-pink-stevens @stevenless-gem @YOU, YES, YOU

two-pink-stevens

(Only Cosmo is here! He yelps when he sees the knife, jumping backwards. He then takes a vial of Rose’s tears out of his hair, pulls out the knife, and pours the healing tears on the wound)

sackofmeat-steven

Thank youu...

*he rubs his leg a bit*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, still holding the knife and the vial. He puts the vial back in his hair, and turns the knife in his hands)

No problem.

...Oh!! Speaking of knives!

Do you want a sword? To defend yourself with!

sackofmeat-steven

*he lifts his head*

... a s-sword? Like Connie?

*he tries to picture himself as a swordsman...*

Pfft

It'd be nice, but I'd end up impaling myself somehow!

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles, and shrugs)

I mean, I could try to teach you?

sackofmeat-steven

... you would?

... I doubt my hands would be steady enough on battle, though

Are you sure?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

It couldn’t hurt to try, could it?

sackofmeat-steven

... it could. A lot.

*he hums, considering it*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

... alright

All chances to learn self-defense are worth taking, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He hums when Peach says that it could hurt, shrugging)

Yeah! Especially considering how much...weaker...we are than most of the people here! It could help us to survive, or even get back at any attackers! Or get away.

But also...if this thing gets to be too much, just say so. You’re not obligated to do this.

sackofmeat-steven

I will, but... I really want to do this

I rely on Cherry too much

So, when do we get started?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Now, if you want!

sackofmeat-steven

*he nods*

Alright, now then!

So... Do you, like, have a sword werehouse?

two-pink-stevens

Uhhh...Kind of? S’just my hair, heh!

sackofmeat-steven

*oh yeah, of course he has the dimension thing!*

...

Is it not scary when you shove a sword up your head??

two-pink-stevens

(He shrugs)

Not anymore??

sackofmeat-steven

That's fair??

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles)

Okay, where do you think we should do it? I mean, preferably, in an open space, without many, or any, people, right?

sackofmeat-steven

Hmmm...

I think I know right the place!

*he starts walking somewhere and motions for him to follow*

two-pink-stevens

(He follows, curious)

sackofmeat-steven

*it's... Actually a long walk. They go the whole way to the forest in the outskirts, then go deeper until they find a little clearing, marked by a rubik's cube covered in moss*

Here! Convenient, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Yeah! This is cool! Do you come here often?

sackofmeat-steven

Well... Kinda! Haven't come here since we left the bus, though

two-pink-stevens

Oh...!

Did you...used to live here?

sackofmeat-steven

Yeah! But a little closer to the city!

two-pink-stevens

Oh, okay!

That’s cool!

(Takes two swords out of his hair)

Wanna get started?

sackofmeat-steven

*he stares at them for a little before nodding and holding out his hand. Guess he's doing this!*

two-pink-stevens

(He hands Peach one of the swords, and steps to his side)

First thing’s first! How’s holding it? Oh, make sure to use both of your hands to hold it-

sackofmeat-steven

*it's clearly odd balance to him, he grips the handle with both hands firmly. He spaces his legs a bit. That's what Pearl told Connie to do, right?*

It's... Okay??

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, looking over Peach)

...Hmm... Try copying me!

(He takes his other sword and gets into stance)

sackofmeat-steven

*he looks between Cosmo and himself while copying the stance, until he deems he's doing it right*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods at this)

Good job! That’s a really good start!

(He walks over to face Peach, then goes into stance again, putting his blade against Peach’s)

Ready for this next part? No stabbing or slicing yet. This is, like, an exercise!

sackofmeat-steven

*he keeps his eyes on Cosmo's blade*

When you say "yet" it makes it sound not good

*cue nervous laughter*

A-alright, I'm ready!

two-pink-stevens

H-I’m sorry, that’s not what I meant!! Ah, Pearl isn’t even here... We wouldn’t be able to use holograms to train anyway...

sackofmeat-steven

*after a bit "oh"s he chuckles*

We can just... Use dummies?? It's not as good or practical but hey, it works! Right?

*plus, he honestly doesn't know how he would feel about stabbing Pearls to oblivion*

two-pink-stevens

Oh-Yeah!

Okay. Let’s do this. Just...step backwards and forwards with me, and try to keep in stance.

(He chuckles)

I’m really new to this, I’m sorry-

sackofmeat-steven

Well... You're not newer than I am!

*he holds the stance as best as he can and prepares himself*

Ready!

two-pink-stevens

(He nods back, smiling slightly)

Ready. Let’s start with small steps.

(He steps forward just a bit, expecting Peach to step backwards to stay with him)

sackofmeat-steven

*he readies himself, looking Absolutely Steeled, grip on the sword firm*

*he does go backwards, but it's more of a little startled jump than a step*

defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

defective-pink-steven

*he stands there, a bit shocked*

I presume you have no access to a gem.

sackofmeat-steven

*he peeks from the hiding place*

Presumption wrong.

defective-pink-steven

Oh. Therefore you are not mine.

sackofmeat-steven

YES!! YES, EXACTLY!

defective-pink-steven

So you are not of use.

*he turns around*

sackofmeat-steven

*hey don't just fucking poke his complex like that*

*but he's not dumb enough to try to prove otherwise, nope*

*so he just*

*he'll just sulk.*

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defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

defective-pink-steven

*he stands there, a bit shocked*

I presume you have no access to a gem.

sackofmeat-steven

*he peeks from the hiding place*

Presumption wrong.

defective-pink-steven

Oh. Therefore you are not mine.

sackofmeat-steven

YES!! YES, EXACTLY!

defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

defective-pink-steven

*he stands there, a bit shocked*

I presume you have no access to a gem.

sackofmeat-steven

*he peeks from the hiding place*

Presumption wrong.

sackofmeat-steven

M!A anon time! Everytime you say egg, you get stabbed because why not? Mun decides duration.

... e

Egg??

*a random knife pops into existence and stabs his leg. He SCREAMS*

//duration: until I forget.

//OPEN RP @neonlight-steven @two-pink-stevens @stevenless-gem @YOU, YES, YOU

two-pink-stevens

(Only Cosmo is here! He yelps when he sees the knife, jumping backwards. He then takes a vial of Rose’s tears out of his hair, pulls out the knife, and pours the healing tears on the wound)

sackofmeat-steven

Thank youu...

*he rubs his leg a bit*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, still holding the knife and the vial. He puts the vial back in his hair, and turns the knife in his hands)

No problem.

...Oh!! Speaking of knives!

Do you want a sword? To defend yourself with!

sackofmeat-steven

*he lifts his head*

... a s-sword? Like Connie?

*he tries to picture himself as a swordsman...*

Pfft

It'd be nice, but I'd end up impaling myself somehow!

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles, and shrugs)

I mean, I could try to teach you?

sackofmeat-steven

... you would?

... I doubt my hands would be steady enough on battle, though

Are you sure?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

It couldn’t hurt to try, could it?

sackofmeat-steven

... it could. A lot.

*he hums, considering it*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

... alright

All chances to learn self-defense are worth taking, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He hums when Peach says that it could hurt, shrugging)

Yeah! Especially considering how much...weaker...we are than most of the people here! It could help us to survive, or even get back at any attackers! Or get away.

But also...if this thing gets to be too much, just say so. You’re not obligated to do this.

sackofmeat-steven

I will, but... I really want to do this

I rely on Cherry too much

So, when do we get started?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Now, if you want!

sackofmeat-steven

*he nods*

Alright, now then!

So... Do you, like, have a sword werehouse?

two-pink-stevens

Uhhh...Kind of? S’just my hair, heh!

sackofmeat-steven

*oh yeah, of course he has the dimension thing!*

...

Is it not scary when you shove a sword up your head??

two-pink-stevens

(He shrugs)

Not anymore??

sackofmeat-steven

That's fair??

two-pink-stevens

(He chuckles)

Okay, where do you think we should do it? I mean, preferably, in an open space, without many, or any, people, right?

sackofmeat-steven

Hmmm...

I think I know right the place!

*he starts walking somewhere and motions for him to follow*

two-pink-stevens

(He follows, curious)

sackofmeat-steven

*it's... Actually a long walk. They go the whole way to the forest in the outskirts, then go deeper until they find a little clearing, marked by a rubik's cube covered in moss*

Here! Convenient, right?

two-pink-stevens

(He nods)

Yeah! This is cool! Do you come here often?

sackofmeat-steven

Well... Kinda! Haven't come here since we left the bus, though

two-pink-stevens

Oh...!

Did you...used to live here?

sackofmeat-steven

Yeah! But a little closer to the city!

two-pink-stevens

Oh, okay!

That’s cool!

(Takes two swords out of his hair)

Wanna get started?

sackofmeat-steven

*he stares at them for a little before nodding and holding out his hand. Guess he's doing this!*

two-pink-stevens

(He hands Peach one of the swords, and steps to his side)

First thing’s first! How’s holding it? Oh, make sure to use both of your hands to hold it-

sackofmeat-steven

*it's clearly odd balance to him, he grips the handle with both hands firmly. He spaces his legs a bit. That's what Pearl told Connie to do, right?*

It's... Okay??

two-pink-stevens

(He nods, looking over Peach)

...Hmm... Try copying me!

(He takes his other sword and gets into stance)

sackofmeat-steven

*he looks between Cosmo and himself while copying the stance, until he deems he's doing it right*

two-pink-stevens

(He nods at this)

Good job! That’s a really good start!

(He walks over to face Peach, then goes into stance again, putting his blade against Peach’s)

Ready for this next part? No stabbing or slicing yet. This is, like, an exercise!

sackofmeat-steven

*he keeps his eyes on Cosmo's blade*

When you say "yet" it makes it sound not good

*cue nervous laughter*

A-alright, I'm ready!

two-pink-stevens

H-I’m sorry, that’s not what I meant!! Ah, Pearl isn’t even here... We wouldn’t be able to use holograms to train anyway...

sackofmeat-steven

*after a bit "oh"s he chuckles*

We can just... Use dummies?? It's not as good or practical but hey, it works! Right?

*plus, he honestly doesn't know how he would feel about stabbing Pearls to oblivion*

two-pink-stevens

Oh-Yeah!

Okay. Let’s do this. Just...step backwards and forwards with me, and try to keep in stance.

(He chuckles)

I’m really new to this, I’m sorry-

sackofmeat-steven

Well... You're not newer than I am!

*he holds the stance as best as he can and prepares himself*

Ready!

gem-in-denial

A steven appears. All pink, except for his shirt. He seemed unphased, staring off into space for a good five minutes.

"Location unknown. Searching for life forms."

He turned in a circle, gaze settling on a familiar face..

"Steven."

//@steven-in-a-room @steven-flipping-universe @touch-starved-steven @cinnamon-steven @fractured-steven-universe @defensive-steven @alexandrite-steeb @any steven :)

sackofmeat-steven

*he doesn't respond to his own name, not having been called that for years by now*

*he recognizes a gem half voice when he hears one though, so he makes eye contact*

gem-in-denial

They stared into his eyes, then took a step forward. Approaching.

"Steven..."

sackofmeat-steven

*he tilts his head a bit, but soon enough he realizes what's happening. He puts a hand up*

Ah, no, you got it wrong...

gem-in-denial

"No. You are Steven."

sackofmeat-steven

Uhm... Well, I am... I'm called Peach though!

gem-in-denial

"I dont care."

He took another step closer, gem glowing dimly

sackofmeat-steven

*hm. Red flags sure are red! He starts taking steps back*

Well, that's not very nice...

... so you're new here, right?? I guess you wouldn't know about literally hundreds of versions of Stevens!

gem-in-denial

He's not answering anymore, walking faster towards Peach.

sackofmeat-steven

*that... Doesn't calm him down. In fact, it makes his gut go "BOOK IT"*

*and so he does*

gem-in-denial

"dont run."

A pink wall builds up, blocking him. Ama was speeding at him.

sackofmeat-steven

*he runs face first into it, ow, ah fuck, OW, he holds his nose, right on time to see him speeding closer and panic*

gem-in-denial

He was there. In front of him now. A hand reach out to grab Peach.

"What did I just say?"

sackofmeat-steven

*he's pressing himself against the wall as much as he can, still holding his nose, brain trying to come up with anything for an scape route*

... "I-

"I recognize I'm being threatening and... And I'll stand a few feet away and let you explain what's happening"?

defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

defective-pink-steven

*he raises his voice*

Are you my Steven. Why are you hiding.

sackofmeat-steven

*he makes an frustrated sound*

I JUST SAID I'M NOT!

*ah*

*he fucked up, didn't he?*

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car-mechanic-steven

Steven had been working on the Dondai today. Changing the oil, checking the break pads, and the likes. He had been talking to Greg, but the sudden silence caught him off guard. Sliding out from under the Dondai he sat up, heavily confused.

“Dad..?”

He’s shirtless, probably not the best for working conditions, but it had been extremely hot. His jacket and shirt are hanging in the shop. Walking out of the shop, he looked around. Something felt wrong. Where’s his dad..?

//hi! @fractured-steven-universe @disaster-diamond @spoopedsteven @another-gem-steven @broken-steven @happily-ever-after-steven @cerise-steven @touch-starved-steven @possessive-pink-steeb @gem-in-denial @cinnamon-steven @connie-fucking-maheswaren @connie-loves-everything @connie-the-vinestar @ anyone! Open RP

sackofmeat-steven

*he looks up from the ants he was watching. Did… Did that just pop in?!? He approaches and inspects the place before seeing the Steven*

car-mechanic-steven

After calling out for his dad a few more times he goes back into the shop, rubbing the back of his head.

“Where could he have gone? Last time I checked he wasn’t that fast..”

He turns around to see Peach.

“Oh- Haha- Hi? Did you need something?”

sackofmeat-steven

*his shoulders tense. That is, until he sees how exhausted he looks, before his eyes travel to his stomach. He relaxes and smiles, coming a little closer*

Hi! I just got curious! This just popped in, y'know?

So you’re new here?

car-mechanic-steven

Part of him felt uncomfortably exposed when Peach looks at his stomach, so, he reached around behind him and grabbed his shirt. Trying to casually pull it on.

“No, I’ve lived in Beach City my whole life. I don’t think I’ve seen you before though. So, welcome! Nice to meet you. I’m Steven. My dad’s around here somewhere…”

sackofmeat-steven

*he can't help but snort*

Well, I'm also Steven!

And yeah, you're the new one here

You're in the Clutter Dimension now

... welcome??

*he brushes his comment about his dad aside*

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fractured-steven-universe

Can't breathe or think

*it'd only been 2 minutes since his gem was removed. It was so hard to think through the pain. He could at least breathe. But every thing around him lost their hue and turned a bright white. Standing in front of him was,, White?? Why was she here? She was still in his world- wait, was that his gem??? Why did she have it??*

W-Whit... e..... I nee... d it..... Plea... se....

*He reached up, to get his gem. He needed it. The pain was too much. A shock of pain suddenly shot through his body. He screamed in pain, clutching his sides and crying. He didn't have his 4 arms anymore nor did he have his tails or tiny horns, hell the pink skin patches were gone too! He looked as normal as a Steven could look, and he hated it*

( @cookiecatcrunch @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @crystal-winged-steven @touch-starved-steven @defensive-steven @cinnamon-steven @naive-steeb @mother-fucking-kevin ( :}}}}} ) @amnesiac-steven @speedster-steeb @disaster-diamond @death-roll-steven @steven-phantom @soursteven @ anyone else!! This is gonna be angsty!!)

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks on who screamed, despite the chance to get caught up in murder. He has a sword now, he can deal with it!*

*but all he sees is the Steven. His concern increases, but he sheaths his sword and approaches*

... Are you hurt?

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fractured-steven-universe

*he whips his head at him, shuffling back. It didn't look like he actually saw him considering he was looking at something way bigger than Peach*

P-plea... se.... I'm so... rry....

sackofmeat-steven

*he sees the face scars and recognizes him. He... Looks so different...*

*he glances behind him before he makes a guess out of personal experience*

*he stays put*

Fractured

$fractured-steven-universe blog's avatar$

fractured-steven-universe

*he blinks a few time. The glow in his eyes disappeared and his body went slack for a few seconds*

Peach....?

sackofmeat-steven

*he puts on a calm smile*

Yep, it's Peach

Can I come closer?

defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

defective-pink-steven

*he sends a few shards through the door to take a peek.*

sackofmeat-steven

*he does his best to not make a sound, barely breathing*

$fractured-steven-universe blog's avatar$

fractured-steven-universe

Can't breathe or think

W-Whit... e..... I nee... d it..... Plea... se....

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks on who screamed, despite the chance to get caught up in murder. He has a sword now, he can deal with it!*

*but all he sees is the Steven. His concern increases, but he sheaths his sword and approaches*

... Are you hurt?

$fractured-steven-universe blog's avatar$

fractured-steven-universe

*he whips his head at him, shuffling back. It didn't look like he actually saw him considering he was looking at something way bigger than Peach*

P-plea... se.... I'm so... rry....

sackofmeat-steven

*he sees the face scars and recognizes him. He... Looks so different...*

*he glances behind him before he makes a guess out of personal experience*

*he stays put*

Fractured

car-mechanic-steven

“Dad..?”

sackofmeat-steven

*he looks up from the ants he was watching. Did… Did that just pop in?!? He approaches and inspects the place before seeing the Steven*

car-mechanic-steven

After calling out for his dad a few more times he goes back into the shop, rubbing the back of his head.

“Where could he have gone? Last time I checked he wasn’t that fast..”

He turns around to see Peach.

“Oh- Haha- Hi? Did you need something?”

sackofmeat-steven

*his shoulders tense. That is, until he sees how exhausted he looks, before his eyes travel to his stomach. He relaxes and smiles, coming a little closer*

Hi! I just got curious! This just popped in, y'know?

So you're new here?

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defective-pink-steven

Where am I.

*a new Steven falls from the sky, gracefully landing on his butt. He stands up, dusts himself off, and goes to look around.*

// @neon-steven @touch-starved-steven @disaster-diamond @blood-stained-steven @moon-elf-steven @gemless-steven @sackofmeat @carwash-steven @anyone! Come meet this guy!

sackofmeat-steven

*he's nearby, sitting by the bottom of the stairs to the beach house, coloring his coloring book. He look up when he hears something fall*

*oh*

*oh boy another one*

*he packs up his stuff, time to hide!*

defective-pink-steven

*he sees the Steven running, and casually walks torward him*

sackofmeat-steven

*he checks behind him, oh lawd he coming*

*he turns to the hill*

defective-pink-steven

Are you him.

*he starts walking quicker and in a menacing manner*

sackofmeat-steven

*he kinda slows down to answer, looking back at him*

H-him? No, I'm Peach! Not him!!

*then he dashes to the lighthouse*

defective-pink-steven

I need him. But you can assist until then.

*he opens the lighthouse door and calls up the steps*

sackofmeat-steven

*he blocks the second door with... Everything he can move, honestly, before climbing the light and hiding*

toxic-nora

Threat Level: 1

A pink ooze began to seep out in the water followed by the sand on the shore turning a darker color. It was a familiar looking toxin. A drenched figure rose onto the beach and let out a wheeze as she collapsed to her knees, droplets of the water falling from her hair as more black sand formed around her.

She regained her breath raised her head and let out a short growl, her pink fluorescent eyes glowing brightly as she looked up, a small splotch of bio poison forming beside her.

Here she is! Tagging: @collector-steven @speedster-steeb @empathic-steven @smol-steeb @alexandrite-steeb @gem-in-denial @spicysteven @sackofmeat-steven @defensive-steven @in-organic-pink-steeb @blood-stained-steven @homeworld-rat @another-gem-steven

Open rp!

sackofmeat-steven

*that seems... Not good*

*though, unlucky him happened to be sitting right in front of where she is*

*he scooted back when the changes started happening*

*now he's just... Staring*

toxic-nora

Nora glared up at the figure that wasn’t too far from where she was, her eyes narrowed at him as she growled, the sand around her decaying further out.

“What the hell are you looking at?”

sackofmeat-steven

Huh? Ah! Sorry!

*he puts his hands up halfway in a "I'm j. I'm just sitting here please don't give me a biopoison bath" gesture*

toxic-nora

She furrows her brows at him and lets out another grow, more biopoison seeping through both of her arms and into the glob, enlarging it. She’s attempted to throw some of the toxin at him just to make him go away, or at least make him suffer a little.

sackofmeat-steven

*some of it hits his arm, and he yelps loudly before clutching the wound*

A-alright, alright... I-I'll go

*and go away he does, to use the healing water somewhere safe and pray to not find her again*

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