crack my head like an egg

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Me in the middle of being tortured : I hate this song can you skip it please

Obsessed with whichever one of y’all tagged this ‘me at the dentist’

People on the internet love to criticize work by Some Guy putting stuff up online for free like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

are you charmed by how pathetic I am

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer