sabrina layne

Thanks, Tastefully Offensive! Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!! 

IT’S OCTOBER!!! 

not me

how do y'all even know about me though

I can’t wait to live in a future where this quote is as ubiquitous and misattributed and misunderstood as many classic Shakespearean lines and other historical quotes.  I’m genuinely looking forward to that. 

it’s like driving a dixie cup or a twenty year old sweater

I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

well theres a lot of social stigma tbh

that is so true..thank god there’s no social stigma pressuring girls to wear makeup..that would be crazy

“Human, just.. just give them here. I can do that so much better. Your heart is in the right place though.”

“some of my children are Different, but they are strong and i Love them”

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced?