you can't laugh OR cry now!

his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;

To keep it real i fuck him on the shore

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

sorry i can't hang later i have to swallow my own spit wrongly on accident and choke for a while

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

Man, sex would be so much cooler if it came with the chance to drop an Uncommon Item

when you habitually make things, the whole world feels like a much gentler place. just a reminder because the stress > paralysis pipeline forces you to forget every single time. when you make stuff you will feel better.

stop pickin fights with knights and come wear tunics with some eunuchs