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-enemies "boss want you to join us" x "fuck no you psycho"

-rivals "im the best" x "no im better, but i know how to hide it so i wont be the pet"

-a lot of fightings

-destroy each other's rooms

-"and historians said they were roommates " ahhhh situation

-friends (somehow)

-midnight deep talks

-"best" friends

-fuck buddies

-nicotine addicted x alcoholic

-boss fav pet x boss biggest hater

-make the worst pun imaginable to mankind x make the worst pun imaginable to monster kind

-obsessive but doesnt bother hiding it x equally obsessive but is less vocal

-backstabber

-sacrifice each other for their own gains

-can reset x "oh gosh he dies again"

-store the other's dust in jars with labels in their room

-survivor guilt x "its ok, i understand; still, fuck you in the most offensive way possible"

-"fuck, it happened so many fucking times i need to escape this loop or else imma kms"

-temporary allies

-eventually decide to sacrifice themselves for one another

-have had enough and plan their escape

-they succeed!!

-wandering survivors, refugees

-want to get back to their timelines but they both were destroyed by Error

-stuck in the Omega Timeline, not the worst but also not the best place to settle down

-new open-coded AU detects, they move to Overfall to start their lives over

-capitalism puppies

-breakdown in the middle of their shift x breakdown quietly in the backroom/rest room

-unhappy married couple for tax benefits

-having a kid just to get a free whole house for themselves

-a bit of trauma bonding

-trying to control and manipulate each other (the abuseds turn into the abusers)

-abusive and neglect parents

-somehow kinda die but then got revived (yeahh dw i will explain this in the comic, i think)

-"shit i cant live like this anymore"

-actually talk things out and decide to taking some time apart

-they are only just roommates again

-silent treatment, basically just pretend the other doesnt exist

-enjoy each other's company in silent

-feel comfortable with each other over time and actually getting better

-more communication and actually be honest about themselves

-slowly develop feelings for one another (again)

-back together yippe (still kinda toxic but they are working on it)