We’re drifting now, my friend.

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

Opening Instagram Is Self Harm !!!

One of my favorite things about loving someone or developing a closeness or fondness towards someone is also loving and developing a fondness for the things they care about. When you learn to see the world in a new way, or you learn to appreciate the things you’ve previously overlooked, or they become your excuse to get into an interest you always thought was cool but thought you didn’t have time for. When a connection makes your world bigger and warmer and fuller and more beautiful.

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)