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god forbid a woman tells a story

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I'll Sleep on the Enemy's Belly
His slap leaves her breathless, her eyes widening at the resounding crack. She sways in place. The pain hits a moment later, so sharp it’s almost numb and she brushes her cheek with the tips of her fingers, blinking. Her eyes well.
Breathing unevenly through her nose, she pushes her tongue to the roof of her mouth, smothering a sob. A traitorous tear rolls down her stinging cheek. “You’re a horrible, evil man,” she whispers. “And I won’t let you touch me.”
His lazy smile fades.
“That’s no way to speak to your father.”
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just wanted to mention, I published a copy of my fic Freaks Like Us on ao3! It debuted in the violaf zine A Good Match and now it's available for anyone & everyone. Thanksssss
No matter how much time passes, I'll still periodically return to the universe of ASoUE and draw something.
And recently I had an epiphany. I remembered the final credits of the movie (2004), and I somehow wildly wanted to see such a cartoon. I think that ASoUE are ideal for adaptation in animation, especially in the style of these very credits.
Это вдохновило меня нарисовать их мир буквально из бумаги. В голове я представляю себе анимацию-перевертыш, где все намеренно сделано из бумаги, картона, обоев и других материалов, которые легко горят 😏
Thanks to Alice for the animation style examples
The Baudelaires are children's drawings on scraps of book pages. Olaf is a doll from a paper puppet theater. Aunt Josephine consists of calligraphic elements, and Esme is made of clippings from fashion magazines. And so on.
I also imagine how the logic of the world adapts to the material from which it is made. For example, paper gets wet and swells when in contact with real water, and cut things can be glued together with glue or tape, if you find them between the pages.
In general, I would like to develop and think about everything that is shown in the credits further. Imho, this is a very creative visual and a fresh basis for interpreting events

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I have finally finished my edits and additions, and Smoke From This Altar can officially be considered upgraded. I think it's now much easier to read, and the two drawings I managed to rummage up are so cool.
If you're in the mood, consider taking a look on ao3!
“In the slaughterhouse of love, they kill only the best, none of the weak or deformed. Don’t run away from this dying. Whoever’s not killed for love is dead meat.”
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Rumi
asoue girlies when a series of events are indeed unfortunate
Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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missing him (Count Olaf)
Apologies for spam liking years of posts I just read Truth, Changing its Mind for the millionth time and realized I'd never checked your blog out and I got carried away
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Hi! I just posted a little fic called The Kissing Booth - find it here if you're keen.
a hear me out cake but it's just every version of count olaf including illustrations and disguises
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Count Olaf’s Various Finery Disguises.
Here are some illustrations of the several costumes Count Olaf wore during the events of the first seven books from “A Series of Unfortunate Events”.
(I made these designs back in 2016 but never posted them before, so I thought it would be nice to share them)
I will come back from the dead for you.
Richard Siken, Crush; from ‘You Are Jeff’