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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

fucking the used car salesman for used cars

fucking the personal injuries lawyer for personal injuries

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

never a dull moment. i wish there was though

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing