11/6/2016
long-overdue commission for @s-nix . I apologize for the long wait but I hope you like it!
This is gorgeous! Thank you so much!
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Cosmic Funnies
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@s-nix
11/6/2016
long-overdue commission for @s-nix . I apologize for the long wait but I hope you like it!
This is gorgeous! Thank you so much!

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beschissen
adjective.Ā literal translation: āshat uponā
meaning: (1) etwas ist beschissen / something is shat upon just the German version of āshittyā (2) sich beschissen fühlen / to feelĀ shat upon to feel like shit (3) etwas beschissen tun / do somethingĀ shat upon e.g. ābeschissen tanzenā means to suck at dancing (4) ich habe jemanden beschissen / I have shat upon someone means āI screwed someone overā
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Things That Would Probably Be Better For Your Dracula Adaptation Than Having Mina Fall in Love With Dracula
Having Mina remain in love with her actual husband, Jonathan Harker, given that they are super cute together and Jonathan is not actually a debauched, callous, repressive Victorian hypocrite whose flaws are meant to position the Count in a good light
Having Mina fall in love with Lucy Making the fact that Mina already seems totally in love with Lucy in the text 110% evident, given that they are adorable and your dumb book/show/film probably needs more lesbians
Having Mina fall in love with Jack, given that there is already infinitely more textual support for a romance between them (i.e. one sentence in one letter) than there is regarding a romance between Mina and the Count
Having Mina fall in love with Quincey, given that Quincey is a badass and probable secret werewolf
Having Mina fall in love with Renfield, given that her compassion for him and his self-sacrificing attempt to protect her comprise one of the more compelling parts of the novel.
Having Mina fall in love with Van Helsing, given that it is somehow less creepy for her to fall in love with her bffās much older, eccentric, already-married doctor than it is to fall in love with a monstrous entity who was originally written as brutally violating her
Having Mina fall in love with a piece of man-shaped cardboard, or a large wheel of expensive cheese, or an Arthur Holmwood, given that even random objects void of any personality are still somehow preferable to the aforementioned entity
Having Mina fall in love with anyone⦠anyone. Mr. Swales, Samuel Billington, the first mate on The Demeter, that news correspondent who can never keep his word count down, time-traveling Edward Cullen⦠really just anyone. Still better.
Having Mina fall in love with nobody⦠or with a non-entity⦠seriously, just have her fall in love with the platonic ideal of stenography or something.
Having Mina develop some degree of sympathy, attraction, or love for the Count in a nuanced, respectfully-written narrative that actually explores the dynamics of affection in abusive or traumatic situations and that still acknowledges or gestures toward the rape-coded assault in the original novel. No. Actually donāt. You inevitably wonāt pull this off, and I will be super sad.
no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed
Bremen
It's my last day in this sweet city :(

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I may be one horny mother fucker but Iām also one romantic mother fucker
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
We totally ate hamburgers in Hamburg and they were delicious.
Cosplans for #animazement2016! Lots of yellow and red, apparently. Who else is going?? Kigu is def Thursday but otherwise, who knows what's gonna show up when. (@kneehighfirefly is gonna be the #Ariel to my #Belle though YASSSS.) I'm in the midst of touching up #SailorMars & finishing #YokoLittner so hopefully I won't suffer the stereotypical con crunch. And maybe this is finally the year I won't die of heat stroke from wearing heavy cosplays in the South in May. #beautyandthebeast #thelittlemermaid #disney #sailormoon #kigurumi #gurrenlagann #ttgl #az2016 #animazement
March/April Link Roundup
March/April Link Roundup #amwriting #amediting
April, AKA Hell Month, prevented me from doing any link rounding-up, so hereās what I was reading in between working on all my final papers. Self-Publishing Myths: Busted Mathematicians mapped out every Game of Thrones relationship to find the main character Free Kindle Book Submission Tool Performance-Enhancing Drugs for WritersĀ (comic) Writers on VacationĀ (comic) Publishers should pay authorsā¦
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Incoming college freshmen: you might think u can do an 8am, you might even think u can do a 9am. But the truth is, u canāt even do an 11am.
Sonic giving me some good advice! š
Update: All of April
#MondayBlogs Update: All of April
I didnāt do my usual weekly updatesĀ in April because I was trying to do the A to Z ChallengeĀ and Camp NaNoWriMo. April ended up being my busiest month yet (hence the coffee beans in the header, as Iām sure Iāve consumed gargantuan quantities) and of course, since I bit off more than I could chew, all of those things suffered. I only got to J in the A to Z Challenge (although thatās better thanā¦
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āPeople donāt like love, they like that flittery flirty feeling. They donāt love love - love is sacrificial, love is ferocious, itās not emotive. Our culture doesnāt love love, it loves the idea of love. It wants the emotion without paying anything for it. Itās ridiculous.ā
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What I Do When I Canāt Choose What Book to Read Next:
Step 1: Sit in front of my bookshelf
Step 2: Hold my cat like a baby
Step 3: Read book titles out loud until he jumps out of my arms
The book he leaves during is The Chosen One