Your gf is beautiful

some of you could take notes

Heterosexual pride flag

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string