Dumb Bitch Jumped Out

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

forgive me father for I have had a diva moment

Being horny not in a "I wanna touch myself" way but in a "I wanna send a boob pic" way. Like, you know when you just want to be somebody's porn?

oh my gods im so tired of being single :( (doesn't go out, talks to the same five people, afraid of intimacy, refuses to get a dating app, extremely oblivious to flirting)

every time I socialize Im like ok that’s enough for the next 10 days