RysingSun Animal Crossing

“They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?”

“Help me, Grif. Help me be the best at being lazy.”

“You're not ready, padawan.”

“I can try!”

“Carolina sings. So good.”

“Thank you.”

“Oh, and we're definitely not just saying that because she could kill us.”

“Oh cool, you have a dog?”

“Uh, that's not a dog, that's my kid.”

“Oh, cool, you have a kid that looks like a dog?”

“Dearly beloved—“

“Shut him up. No seriously, shut him up.”

“We are gathered here

today

to witness

the joining together of Tex

and Church,

in eternalness together,

smuh-

speak now! Or forever, rest in peace!

With liberty,

and justice,

for all.

“Let me blow you

“I’m a cyborg. You wanna bow down to me?”

“Pass.”

“Fuck you meatsack, your logic is flawed.”

“You are the biggest fucking nerd. You know that right, I mean you really know that?”

“No. That would be wrong, Surge, and a true soldier always knows the difference. That's what real honor, real patriotism, real duty, is all about-“

*Scream*