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That’s a nice body you’ve got there!  Shame if someone were to tickle it!  I think that these pits need these ten super sharp nails of mine, and I’ve got nothing else to do.  So settle in, my lovely little toy, because you’re going to be here for hours and hours and hours...

I don’t understand why you’re laughing. You’ve been kidnapped, bound and tortured.  This is no laughing matter!

You can squirm and wiggle all you want, you aren’t getting away!

They’re not gonna help.  They want to watch me tickle these pits!

Uh oh, seems like you’re winning - you certainly seem to be enjoying yourself, anyway!  But don’t worry, I’m a determined competitor!  I promise not to give up until you’ve been thoroughly defeated!

God, if I could play with those pits, I would never stop!  You’d be my little tickle toy forever and ever...

“Fair’s fair,” I reply, taking a further three hundred dollars out of my wallet and putting thirty minutes back on the clock.   The look of horror on her face turns to ecstasy as I return to doing what I do best!

It’s a story as old as time.  Popular girl bullies nerd girl.  Nerd girl decides to enact revenge!  Your not such a big shot with your arms tied behind your head, are you?  With these super sensitive pits open to the whole world... or at least these ten sharp nails of mine.  Oh, what’s that?  You’ve had enough?  It’s too much?  But it’s only been an hour!  I’ve only just gotten started!  We’re not even close to being done yet~

I‘ve heard that cheerleader try-outs were getting tougher, but this is just ridiculous~  I guess they really need to practice that winning smile!  Man, I really need to apply to be a coach!  

Imagine you went for a walk in your local woods and came across this!  Would you jump in and help?  I would, the poor guy must be exhausted!  I’d give him a break and give those exposed, soft pits exactly what they deserved!

The wife was bitching and complaining that I was a hoarder!  “What do you need all those rolls of duct tape in the basement for?” She went on and on.  I told her that I had a reason for them, but she wouldn’t believe me!  She demanded that I show her what they were for.  Well, no one said I wasn’t an obedient husband!

Having captured the Chinese spy, interrogation begins!  Let’s see how many hours she can hold on before breaking!  Man, the world needs more cheongsam tickling~  What I wouldn’t give to be digging my fingers into those silk-clad pits!

Up and down, up and down.  Yeah, just keep taking it.  What are you going to do about it?

When trapped in a Medieval dungeon, be prepared for unusual torture methods!  Particularly if you have pits as soft and inviting as these~

What a beautiful smile!  The only thing as beautiful are these pits!   You wouldn’t mind if I kept stroking these sharp nails up and down them, would you?  Cuz as long as I keep doing this, I get to see your smile~  

When you think the tickling is over, but they decide to just keep going.  Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll be done with those pits sometime... then again, how long would you keep going?

I’m testing a theory that nurse uniforms make girls more ticklish.  After the first hour, it appears to be possible, but much more data will have to be collected before I can be sure.  Any volunteers to help this experiment?