salt water makes crappy chai tea

Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

The vampires are though

The vampires are absolutely real

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

a tshirt that says “ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME”

Some of y’all need to learn how to draw something besides abs

What if they just like drawing muscles

Idk if you know this hunny but fat people can have muscles too!!