A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

FORREAL

fuck

I’m going to cry 😂😂

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

This entire video is gold but that Jedi bit at the end made me lose my absolute shit for like 5 minutes! I adore this!

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

*converts to Satanism*

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.

wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting

@smashcut

she lets them feel her biceps

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse