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@rylkravitz
hail-the-lee:
I donāt know why I keep doing this to myself. This like the 3dr time Iāve hurt myself dancing. I need to learn to chill.
Oh, crap. That doesnāt sound good. You should be more careful. Is there a reason why youāre pushing yourself so far?
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fiercevato:
They are hilarious! But Iām afraid theyāre not on during Shark Week. Itās almost all documentaries tbh. But hey, doesnāt mean we canāt watch them, right?
Wait, really? So, youāre telling me that they wouldnāt show something like Jaws on the shark week? Because itās basically a documentary... just with a little more dead people. But yeah, youāre right. You can just watch it on your own accord -- those movies are terribly bad and need to be appreciated for that.
SUP, Girl! || Dave & Zoe
daveneverdavid:
āThat should be my official title in my passport - David John Franco, the Dorkiest Cali Fratboy Ever - TM, of course.ā Why was it so hard to keep his balance on a slow moving board, when he was able to on a fast one, while riding a wave? It was ridiculous, but perhaps due to the fact that he was getting distracted left and right, and moving too quickly meant that he would lose his stance more often. Watching her slide into the water gracefully, not like his brutish self, made him smile at her affectionately. They were polar opposites on paper, and yet here they were, having the time of their lives, no matter what they were getting up to.Ā āI wish I had a camera right now, but this is too amazing to actually look at it from behind the lens.ā As she called out for him quietly, he turned his head and grinned.Ā āZoekins,ā he started, then moved closer very slowly, as to not startle the curious otter.Ā āI think we should try.ā Their hands were resting on the closest board, fingers entwined, and despite his attention being captured by the tiny wild animal, he could feel her warmth seeping through his skin and gently caressed the back of her hand with his finger pads. The otter seemed as enthralled with them as they were with it, and snuffled the air, its paws coming up further and further on her board, until it was almost fully on it.Ā āDo you think that itāll just show us how to paddle properly, once he finds the actual paddle?āĀ
Otters have always been fascinating to Kravitz, but she never was able to boast about seeing one up close and personal. Well, before this moment right now. The fact that they have met one of theseĀ āwater ferretsā, as she used to playfully call them, in the wild rather than in some kind of animal sanctuary or a zoo. Everything was a hundred times better due to the company, as well. If Zoe was to ever meet an otter in real life, she wouldāve wanted Dave to be close by. After all, it was an animal that was somewhat special to them... wasnāt it?Ā āIt would be a shame to witness this through a lens, but I completely agree -- itās a shame we canāt take a picture right now,ā she reflected on Daveās words, whispering just loud enough to be heard, not wanting to make any sudden moves or speaking too loudly, wanting to keep this curious little creature feeling safe and secure for as long as she could. Zoe gave the manās hand a small squeeze and tried to hold back a small laughter when the otter fully climbed on top of the board.Ā āYou know what? Thatās it. Look at it, this board belongs to this little curious thing already. I donāt care if I paid loads of money to get it -- itās their board, the goodest of girls,ā she smiled and glanced at Dave with another breathless chuckle.Ā āAnd yes, I know itās a girl. Did you see the way she looked at you? You girl magnet, she likes you.ā
fiercevato:
I swear, any and all shark movies are fucking awesome. Itās all I shouldāve been watching all week, now I only got two days to catch up with all of it.
Oh, please tell me that it involves the Sharknado films too. And if Dave decides to tell you otherwise, weāll kick him in the butt, because those movies are hilarious, too.
fiercevato:
I canāt believe Iām only finding out now that this week is Shark Week. Excuse me while I spend the next two days watching all the shark videos I can get. I have the time for this now, anyway. This is the first good thing about being stuck in this room.
Oh shit, it is, isnāt it? Damn, I need to find Deep Blue Sea as soon as I can. The scene where Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by a shark while monologue-ing will never be not hilariously iconic.
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SUP, Girl! || Dave & Zoe
daveneverdavid:
āI can skateboard and surf, too - Iām a Cali and a frat boy, after all,ā Dave pouted at her, while he secretly didnāt mind it one bit that she was better at this than him.Ā āI cannot both stand and work the paddle, it always gets me to lean on one side and thenā¦ā Since he had ended up in the water a few times, he just shrugged and pointed downwards, all the while trying not to lose his balance again.Ā āItās very different.ā All the pouting and swearing he was good at surfing didnāt help him one bit, he realised, when he came up for air again. By the time Zoe had come close, the otter had disappeared underwater again, but Dave could feel the pull caused by its movements in the water, and he pointed towards where the otter had been.Ā āUm what?ā Surprised by her sudden concern, he looked up at her, then grinned.Ā āNo, nothing like that, but come on into the water with me.ā As he spoke, he reached out to pull on her paddle and draw her in.Ā āAnd watch out for our little friend over there -ā The otter had reappeared on the other side of their boards, and was actually pawing at it, pushing up on one to look what they were doing.Ā āIf we hold hands, do you think that itāll recognise us as one of their own?ā
āThe dorkiest Cali frat boy ever,ā Zoe corrected him, letting another laughter escape as she tried to stay still on the board, despite laughing so hard. Quite honestly, she would tell him that nobody had caused her to quite literally cackle out loud the way he has in a long time, but there were more important things at stake -- teasing Dave about his inability to keep his balance, to be specific. All of the teasing has been pushed aside when she heard Dave calling out for her. Thankfully, her concern didnāt linger as soon as she found out that he was alright. They loved doing some crazy things, most of the times they might have not lacked in the danger scale, but at least he was alright and thatās all that mattered. Well, all until she realised what had happened. Zoe sat down on her board and then got off, sliding into the water -- she was about to let out a small yelp about water being colder than she expected, before her awe was taken away by a small creature across the board.Ā āSweetums--ā she managed to mutter, watching the little creature, almost afraid to breathe too heavily not to scare it away.Ā āDo you wanna try?ā Zoe chuckled, holding onto the board with one arm, the other hand searching for Daveās and lacing their fingers together as soon as it happened.
SUP, Girl! || Dave & Zoe
daveneverdavid:
āI suck at this,ā Dave laughed, once he pulled himself out of the water and onto the board again. For someone who had practically been born with a surfboard in hand, he was really bad at this. Stand Up Paddleboarding had been his idea - he had even called ahead from LA, where he had been working, to make sure they would get anything they needed from The Marina. Once he was standing upright, he paddled closer to Zoe with an ever-widening, boyish grin on his face.Ā āHow are you still so dry?ā he asked mischievously and poked her gently in the side once, then a little more forcefully to get her to lose her balance. It was out of the corner of his eye that he spotted movement in the water, and turned his head, which in turn made him lose his balance again and land in the water with a splash. Sputtering, he came up, only to come face to face with an otter.Ā āUm, Zoā?ā he called out.Ā
There was absolutely no problem for Zoe to keep her balance -- however, the way just how hard Dave managed to make her laugh by his constant failure was getting her weak at her knees every once in a while.Ā āDad taught me to skateboard when I was little. That helps... plus, Jason took us all to Hawaii many times, he got me into surfing. This is not that different, you know?ā she shrugged, responding to his question in the most casual way, as she chuckled to herself while watching him struggling to get on top of the board again. While it was a little difficult, Zoe managed to keep straight even when Dave tried his best to knock her down. This afternoon was absolutely perfect, or at least the actress thought so. She was doing something fun with the best company she couldāve asked for. Dave has grown on her a lot... and even that would be a big understatement.Ā āWhatās up?ā she called out in return, slowly paddling closer to the man, a slight concern on her face.Ā āDid you got hurt or something? Do we need to go home?ā
natdormerxo:
This morning has been a true struggle for me. Itās been ages since I properly moved anywhere and I forgot that you should always keep your most important things separate. Now here I am, my first morning in my new place and I canāt find my favourite mug or the box with all my teas. Itās a real tragedy over here at the Dormer residence and Iāve only made it worse by tearing apart random boxes in search of the two things I need. Iām a mess! Can anyone point me in the direction of a decent coffee shop is or recommend any shops where I can pick myĀ essentialsĀ up at?
Oh my gosh, that actually sounds like a terrible way to start your life in a new environment. Although I do like your way of thinking. The first thing I found out about Royal was the best places where they serve burritos. Girlās gotta eat and I am not a big fan of the chain restaurants, you know? Itās a pleasure to meet you, however. Iām Zoe and I would love to be of assistance. I pride myself in being an excellent guide, even when I donāt really know the place very well -- a lot of fun shit can happen from just wandering around, you know?
daveneverdavid:
@rylkravitz - you, me, paddle boarding? If I finally can get out of bed that is.
Paddle boarding? Whoa there, Sweetums. We are turning into otters, huh? Count me in, though. I love water, what can I say. But then again... if itās really only when you get out of the bed, then I think weāre screwed, because I donāt think youāre ever getting out of it. I mean, I had to feed your cats this morning -- that says something, doesnāt it?
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movie: Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games (originally played by Jennifer Lawrence)
CAST ME IN ANYTHING
You know, I always felt like The Hunger Games and Divergent started out as the same book-- but I could actually see that. Plus, I could kick some ass with a bow and arrows, always wanted to learn that. Plus, would that mean that Iād get a chance to work with fetus!Amandla? Because if so, count me the fuck in!
rylmckinnon:
Okay, first of all, when did you get an otter? I feel like Iāve missed out on a slice of your life and I feel like a defunct friend. Secondly, karaoke is the best way to spend the night or day. I will find out when the karaoke bar is opening up.
Oh, I donāt really know when exactly IĀ āgotā him per se, but heās been around for a long-ass time now and I love him for that. You and Dave should meet, if you havenāt already? Youāre gonna love him; no offence or anything, but heās the funniest person I know. -- Oh, hell yeah. Let me know, girl, and weāre gonna head there as soon as possible.
rylmckinnon:
Yes, I am glad to hear that. I feel like we need to do a rendition of something together, whenever they next have a karaoke night. Iām feeling something utterly retro.
Girl, you had me at karaoke. I mean, is there honestly any better way to spend an evening?.. Okay, I walked into that one. If my otter heard me right now, heād be hurt for not picking him before the karaoke... but thatās alright. Seriously, karaoke sounds really good, we should definitely look into that.
rylmckinnon:
You have no idea how glad I am to see you here @rylkravitz - itās been a while, and Iāve missed your wonderful, tattooed form.
Well, thatās very good, because Iāve missed you an awful lot too. I mean, youāre my inner white girl, I will profusely disagree with anything else.
cast me in anything;
Cast me in something. Anything. Like aā¦
Broadway show
movie
television show
book
Iām really interested in hearing what roles everyone could see me playingā¦past, present, and future. Leave your casting choices in my ask box.
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daveneverdavid:
Weeeeeell, now I know who they are - and honestly, I know their song Medicine, but otherwise they werenāt a household name for me, sorry. But thatās what I have you for, Zoekins, to teach me all about the really good bands. Full names, darlinā? You mean business. And Iām happy you do. I really like spending time with you, for all kinds of reasons, but mostly, because you are funny and you like to keep me on my toes. And youāre kind and caring, that counts for a lot. Well, Iām not sure Iāve ever tried? Itād be fun to see whether it works. Honestlyā¦ my closet was a bust, but you were a miracle worker and still found something for me to wear. Something very special indeed. And hun - youāre really special to me, too. Just in case it wasnāt so clear last night.
Medicine, huh? Most of the people know them because of Youth, so you already win all the awards in my book. I mean, you already did win a handful, but now youāve taken all of them. Of course Iām here to help you out when you donāt know shit, thatās what Iām good at. And even if itās something I have no idea about, Iāll just google it for you. I always mean business, babe, thatās one thing you will learn about me. I donāt do things just becauseā¦ Youāre so sweet to me, you know that? Youāre the sweetest guy ever. I love it. Your closet wasnāt a complete bust, donāt say that. You just have a different style than that, but we still managed to make it work. Plus, you looked so damn good in Dadās jacket. I sent him a photo, he loved it too. ā You spoil me, Sweetums. Youāre very very ultra special to me, too. Very very much so.
daveneverdavid:
Daughter liveā¦ I had to think about that for a moment, so if thereās still a huge question mark over my head, Iām sorry. You might have to explain to me what Iām about to see. Fun points? Iāll take those. I am happy to make you laugh, but I hope thatās not the only reason you keep me around. What kind of crazy? You wouldnāt call me ridiculous, if you were, thatās why. Iāll take ridiculous over manly any day of the week, though. Do you really think I wouldnāt ask you, too? My closet consists of surfer shorts, shirts and jeans. Good luck finding anything. Iād be the most dude-bro punk rocker out there.
Sweetums, tell me youāre kidding. Daughter? As in the band? Oh, youāre gonna love them, Iāve always wanted to see her perform live but my schedule never worked out in my favour. David John Franco, you are one of the most hilarious dudes that brighten my day with some random ideas and just by joking around with me... but thatās far from being the only reason I want you around so much. Wait, are you trying to say you canāt be ridiculous and manly at the same time? I call bullshit! Dude-bro punk rocker... well, letās see into that closet of yours. Maybe weāll find something there, add something from my own collection-- I mean, not mine mine, but... I may have something very special youāre gonna love. Especially since both of you are basically similar build.
