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Day two of CRINGETOBER (in november!) its SELF INSERT time if i could insert myself into any universe, it would be this one. And let me tell u, me and Flutters would be besties. Also add in Rarity and this would be dream blunt rotation, although she would be indulging herself on something more elegant i suppose

autistic horse

last month i had too much work but this one??? lets fucking go im gonna do this

I know tumblr is known for fake stories, I don't give a shit if any of yall believe this. It's real, but I think it's amusing enough even if it was fake so here we go My mother went on a vacation when she was pregnant. I think it was in Egypt, but somewhere in Africa for sure. A local magic guy (idk shaman or something?) noticed my mothers pregnant condition and offered to make a prediction about baby's sex. She'd already seen ultrasounds and knew it was a girl, so she thought it was kind of amusing and agreed. The guy prophecised that the baby is going to be a boy. She laughed it off and didn't think much of it. She later went to her home country and gave birth to a baby girl.