like a river

“I didn’t mean literally- oh well.” She chuckled.

“You don’t know what hohos are? Alright. Isle 5. Near the twinkies. You’re welcome in advance. Or rather, sorry for the new addiction. I don’t normally eat so unhealthily, but even I have my weakness. If there’s not a way to do that already, someone needs to get on it. I do wonder why everyone hates going grocery shopping. For me, it’s a mix of accidentally missing things and going ten isles back for one item, or seeing how much food costs at the register.”

“I feel like more of an adult whenever I go grocery shopping, and that scares me a little bit, so I try and limit how often I have to go.”

“ exactly, why do you think i brought you instead of grabbing my own basket? “ she smirked, not answering the second half for obvious reasons.

“Lived there actually. But I was too much of a sinner so even the devil kicked me out”

“It may not be good for the skin, but neither is extreme heat. Other than dry skin, you’ll also have to deal with minor inconveniences such as your whole body shutting down. Maybe I’m missing something, but what exactly is so horrible about grocery shopping?”

“You need groceries for food and you need food to live so if you don’t do your grocery shopping, you will die and go to hell…. do the math yourself.”

“Hell is actually quite nice. Warm and comfy. And you meet people that have sinned while being alive, doesn’t that sound like fun?”

“You’re telling me about it. I think the last time I came to the grocery store, I ended up leaving with twenty boxes of hohos instead. Needless to say, I gained ten pounds that following week. Isn’t there an app nowadays that you can just, I don’t know, order groceries for delivery? Or is that too pathetic?”

“ oh come on, i just asked you to come along to hold the stuff. you don’t have to do any of the actual hard work. “

“I will deadass shop for you if you buy me a week’s worth of food. Literally all that’s in my fridge right now is half of a grilled cheese because I’m trying to stretch it.”

“You say that now, but wait till you realize that there’s no air conditioning in hell.”