ive concluded that tumblrs ask system sucks ass

We are finally allowed to post our pages for @objectheadzine!

Here are mine! I did three comic pages and an illustration–It was a great experience. Everyone who contributed is so talented and it turned out so great! I’m happy to finally get to share these pages since I’m quite proud of how they turned out!

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

>Remmy is smaller

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

You know what I am gonna add on to this. Facts that make Minecraft scary The villagers look nothing like you, yet the zombies do. What are the zombies, for they cannot be dead villagers? Scary

The Endermen being eldritch abominations that just travel around collecting blocks for some unknown purpose, becoming hostile should you look in their eyes. Scary

Literally having a hell that you can travel to, where you can harvest the souls of the dead in a convenient block form. Scary Traveling too far until you reach the edge of the world where reality breaks down and nothing makes sense. Scary

The darkness being a source of creatures that serve no purpose but to do one thing and one thing only, and that is to kill. Scary

The idea that the only thing keeping you safe is light and that no matter where you are if it is dark they will get you. Scary

❤ Queen of the clouds  ❤

hey everybody it’s time for another round of Weird Biology with me, bunjy! and today, I’m going to introduce you to….

a friend.

a very special friend

the Axolotl is a medium-sized salamander native to lake Xochimilco and lake Chalco in Mexico. they are sometimes also called Walking Fish by boring people with no imaginations. (if you do actually call Axolotls Walking Fish- haha! that was a funny joke! please do not sue me! thank you!)

reaching lengths of 12 entire inches, Axolotls are completely aquatic and spend their days looking for small wiggly things to snap up with their giant weird maws.

Axolotls are friend-shaped, and inspired the famous pokemon Mudkip.

I HERD U LEIK

(yes okay I won’t do that again, promise)

the most interesting fact about Axolotls though, is that they’re all giant babies. (literally)

Axolotls have something called neoteny, which is when an adult animal hangs on to one or more features usually only found in the juveniles of the same species. like, imagine if your baby teeth never fell out and you kept them your whole life. like that. it’s weird.

weird for you, not weird for Axolotl. Axolotl fine with it.

for Axolotls, this means that they hang onto their gills and strong swimmy tails (usually only found in salamander larvae), and they stay that way forever and never ever grow up ever. basically, they’re a bunch of tiny adorable amphibian Peter Pans.

axolittles!

Axolotls do actually have a secret unlockable adult form, but never reach it in the wild. in the laboratory, though, they have been induced to reach their ultimate state by injecting them with iodine, which they convert into a growth hormone. 

it was… wait for it, a salamander.

BEHOLD, MY FINAL FORM! ARE YOU PREPARED, SAIYAN?

alright, so it’s a little underwhelming. Science still thinks that’s cool as shit. in fact, because of their development traits and ability to regrow lost limbs, Science has tapped Axolotls to be a Model Species. (which sounds neat, but really means that Axolotls get to be studied in labs alongside the mice)

science shenanigans aside, Axolotls are extremely common as pets. this is because they do well in captivity and are optimally friend-shaped.

absolutely perfect, spectacular

this is a very good thing, because the Axolotl is almost extinct in the wild. the lakes where it once lived have been drained and mostly made into canals, and the surviving populations live in captivity.

which, okay, is less than optimal. but scientists and farmers in Mexico City are working to save their beloved Axolotl, and we hope this weird little walking fish will continue to writhe pinkly in the lakes of the future.