i got a girl who thinks i rock

M’confused about why they’re lettin’ y’teach people t’punch stuff. Seems like a job for the big boys.

Methinks I’m at a loss here. You seem to know who I am, but I do not know who you are. Wild stab in the dark, are you Rhodey’s boyfriend?

Y’sound like a fuckin’ child more than m’boyfriend’s niece does.

I’m a kid at heart. I see very little problem with this.

An’ for good reason.

That reason beeeeing?

I’m sensing some judgement.

An’ y’seem like a poor judge of character.

That’s what they call me on the... streets.

Nah. S’definitely m’personality. Not latent though. I’ve been told m’a dick all year round.

Well, you seem like a... very nice young man.

Wha’ makes y’think tha’?

I fear I may have wrongly assumed your hostile nature is a latent part of your everyday personality and that this is, in fact, a vendetta. It’s a mistake I make with the wife, sometimes. Not that I’m calling you my wife.

That’s a fuckin’ annoyin’ right.

Did I do something to offend?

Tha’ all went righ’ over m’head. I think m’supposed t’care about a point y’were tryin’ t’make or somethin’?

Just exercising my right to speak like a toddler.

Yeah, if you’re five.

Or if you have two kids. Your move, stranger-with-amazing-jawline. Which is totally not how I’ve been referring to you in my head for the past few minutes.

Pretty sure that ain’t a word.

But just saying ‘indeed’ is so boring...

Is tha’ righ’??

Indeedly do.