ive got my dick in a usb port

that time ray was like “i bring the comedy” and geoff waslike “where thte fuck do u bring it bc its not here”

I think I’ve been unfair to fahc Ryan. I keep saying he’d terrorize the city if put in charge of the Fake AH Crew for the day. When we all know, in actuality, he’d lose control of the lads within the first hour and mostly follow them around all day like a tired father taking his kids to a toy store.

the level of chaotic gay energy the McElroys are able to accurately convey in their queer characters despite being straight cisgender men is… genuinely astonishing and really should raise the bar for literally all other straight creators tbqh

“It’s canon that Taako stans Vriska” is a funny way to say that it’s one hundred percent canon that Taako will say anything five seconds long for $100 of a total sucker’s money

IF WE HAVE THE SMEGGING COMPASS JEREMY,, YOU DONT NEED TO LOOK AT THE FARTING SUN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COMPASS IN YOUR SHITTING HAND JEREMY,

i know i died like eight months ago but psych was a good tv show.  if you dont like psych just strictly on a statistical basis you also don’t like me so i dont know why you’re here.

i consumed shawn spencers entire personality as a preteen to become the flannel-bound adhd-crippled eogmanic you see before you today

Having my Once Every Few Months Get Really Mad About Nick Robinson again. Was looking through old liked videos on YouTube, and got to the Car Boys ending, the analysis of it and the fan animations music videos. I wish so badly I could just enjoy it without feeling bad. Car Boys meant something to me in a way that no other McElroy series has. It’s comforting take on existential dread was unlike anything else I’ve ever experienced, and it really helped me a ton in getting over the way taking an existentialism philosophy class kinda fucked me up mentally for a while a few months before watching the series. It was the only thing that ever really made me feel like the universe being a chaotic mess and nothing really having any purpose was ok, because it made the universe seem beautiful in its horrifying randomness, and you knew you knew no matter how scary it got, you had a friend by your side to explore it with you, but it turns out maybe that friend’s an asshole, and maybe if you were wrong about that, you were wrong about everything else too, and the universe really is just a horrible unknowable thing. I know so much of Car Boys was Griffin, and that he’s still good, and that he was the positive, happy, optimistic, one in the pair, and that he was where the source of the existential comfort side of things, but maybe he was wrong. To try and end this on a more positive note, I’ll admit that what happened in Car Boys haven’t stopped Griffin from telling that kind of story. The ending to The Adventure Zone was all about positivity and love winning over an an incomprehensible abomination, and that there’s still comfort to be found in Griffin’s other works, but I just really wish I had Car Boys back