MMXIV.

I hate when people say things like you’re too young to settle down. You don’t need to be in a relationship. Just have fun. Just do you. My thoughts on those phrases & all phrases similar to those are as following:

“Doing you” shouldn’t be impossible just because you are in a relationship. Like I said in an earlier post, A boyfriend or girlfriend isn’t someone who is supposed to hold you back from doing the things you want to do in life. That person is there to support you, & to push you forward, & cheer for you as you do the things that make you happy. After all, that person is a choice. You CHOSE for that person to be in your life.

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”