If Batman Adopted Me Does That Make Me Robin?

((thots?

“If I come up with the idea it’s suspicious. That could be what Hattie’s waiting for.”

“How???? I keep saying stuff like ‘I really like spending time with you’ and ‘you make me happy’. What more do I have to do??? Tell them my ring size?”

“I don’t know. That’s the problem. Also, it looks suspicious if I propose and then they die.”

“That’s possible. But that’s not the only innuendo I’m talking about.”

“At this point I might have to be. Literally every innuendo I make seems to fly over their head! I’d call them humourless but they actually do make jokes...”

“Like I said, I don’t know a Lev. I just want to know how you do.” As you turn a corner in the alley, Ryan stabs you. Many times more than is necessary to kill you. She also cuts your throat, digs out your eyes, and cuts out your tongue. Pocketing the eyes and tongue, she snaps a picture with a disposable camera before texting someone. Ryan casually inspects her hands and shirt to make sure they’re free of blood before leaving the alley.

“Just down this alley here! I’ve got a friend that owns a tattoo shop who knows my girlfriend. They can tell you some fun stories! On the way we’ll talk about this Lev, huh?”

“I’m not letting the head of a vicious crime syndicate with a reputation that would terrify the average criminal anywhere near my fucking girlfriend.”

((No prob!))

“I’ll take care of it.”

“No. Who’s Lev? That’s a very interesting name. How’d you find it? Also, why don’t you take a walk with me?” Ryan subtly plams a knife.

“I told him I needed to marry someone because of the family business and that my family wasn’t happy with the situation either and would try to end the whole thing as soon as possible. If he hadn’t felt comfortable with it I wouldn’t be doing this.”

“The stabbing is good but I don’t usually have the patience to complete much.”

“She doesn’t know about the murder part. I did tell her it’d be over soon though.”