Portal Boy

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"Well any pretty girl that drinks a lot and tips well is okay by me~"

“Hard not to for an attractively lady such as yourself~.”

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“Just sit there like a good boy. We’ll get to you when we’re ready ok.”

Vanessa looked to the woman. “Well, need anything else to get ready?”

“I was under the impression it was just going to be between us for tonight. But sure I’ll play.”

“Uh… hey. Did you guys need me for something?”

“That pick up line only loses one point for not including something about scissors. I give it a 9/10.”

“Hey, an A is still an A. Ready to give Finral some love tonight?~”

“Why so shocked darling? You’re quite the tantalizing treat~.”

"You're certainly quite forward aren't you..."

“Oh sweetie you don’t know the half of it~.” She let out in the lowest, breathiest, most seductive tone she could muster.

“Why so shocked darling? You’re quite the tantalizing treat~.”

"Well... t-that would be symptomatic of my low self esteem you see, miss." She was already starting to feel hot under the collar.

“Well how about I try to fix that for you. What do you say, wanna live free tonight?~” She whispered into the woman’s ear, pressing up her ample chest against her as well.

"Cute cat. Used to have one with eyes that big."

She took mental note of the scythe, the woman’s overall presence dreadfully familiar to her. “Who sent you, was it the Spade Kingdom? A devil union?”

“…… You have a point he is very easy.” Wanda admitted. “But do you need any prep time?”

“Alright. Now, how are we luring him in?” Wanda asked next as she wrote things down.

She laughed, now finishing off her wine bottle.