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trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps

does anyone know what we are supposed to want