โWe should go on a vacation.โ
โCan I borrow some money?โ
โSoโฆ. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?โ
โIโm colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?โ
โPlease donโt be madโฆ.I couldnโt just leave him/her alone in the cold. โ
โLook how cute she/he is!โ
โI donโt want kids.โ
โWant to go to the mall with me?โ
โWanna share a milkshake?โ
โI told you not to eat so much.โ
โI donโt feel so good.โ
โBeing single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. โ
โI want to be alone.โ
โI promise I wonโt bring home another cat/dog.โ
โI donโt think theyโre good for you.โ
โIโm just trying to help.โ
โDonโt make me fall in love with you.โ
โI donโt think weโre right for each other.โ
โStop judging me. I donโt care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.โ
โSomething smells burnt.โ
โDid you get another fight?โ
โLet me take care of you.โ
โI want to punch you in the face.โ
โI want to spend my life with you.โ
โThat tastes delicious!โ
โI think I just got dumped?โ
โI canโt wait to leave this stupid job.โ
โI know Iโm an adult but that doesnโt mean I canโt have cute things.โ
โDo you still have a stuffed animal collection?โ
โHey! Donโt touch that!โ
โLook! Itโs uhmโฆ some kind of birdโฆ you like birds right?โ
โWe should throw a party.โ
โWow that party sucked.โ
โYou canโt marry someone you just met.โ
โSomeone broke into my house/apartment.โ
โCan I pet your dog, please?โ
โI got you a present.โ
โIโm sorryโฆI may have broken somethingโฆ.โ
โPlease donโt be mad.โ
โI donโt want to live without you.โ
โWe should play a game together.โ
โCan you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?โ
โDoes this look okay?โ
โYou have something on your face.โ
โI swear you act like a child.โ
โWhy am I with you again?โ
โYouโre going to get hurt.โ
โCan I sleep in your bed tonight?โ
โAre you still afraid of the dark?โ
โYou asshole, you beat my high score!โ
โYouโre so full of yourself.โ
โDo you want to go out to dinner?โ
โWould you like to go out sometime?โ
โIโd like to ask if youโd like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.โ
โAre you done with that?โ
โNo time to explain. We need to get married now.โ
โIโm in a lot of trouble.โ
โI have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.โ
โWe should buy a house together.โ
โOh my god what did I just walk into.โ
โI have to be anywhere else but here.โ
โOh would you like the timeโฆโ
โDonโt burn down the house, please.โ
โCan we just not fight today, please. I donโt have the energy.โ
โMaybe we should break up.โ
โDo you even love me?โ
โWhat are you watching?โ
โYouโre into that kind of stuff?โ
โOh my god are you okay?!โ
โI think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"Itโs so hot, Iโm dying!โ
โIโm going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?โ
โDo you think he/she will like it?โ
โI want to do something for myself.โ
โYouโre constantly changing your plans.โ
โI donโt feel like you want me here.โ
โYouโre lateโฆagain.โ
โI wish everyday was like this.โ
โThat waiter/waitress is really cute!โ
โAre you looking at their butt?โ
โPlease stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.โ
โI donโt have a problem.โ
โWhy are you wearing makeup? โ
โYou look breathtaking.โ
โI swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!โ
โCan I have my stuff back?โ
โWhy did we ever breakup?โ
โDid we make a mistake?โ
โCan we go to Disney Land/Disney World?โ
โWell donโt you look like a ray of sunshine.โ
โIโm not a morning person.โ
โThatโs you fifth cup of coffee and it isnโt even noon yet.โ
โI canโt have kids.โ
โWill you shut up for a second?!โ
โMy ex just asked me to marry them?โ
โWhy are you still hung up over your ex?โ
โWow that person looks just like you!โ
โCan you send me pictures of your cat/dog?โ
โIโm a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.โ
โWill you just ask me out already?โ
โI swear youโre always on your phone.โ
โWe need to talk. Youโre addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.โ
โI just want you to listen to me.โ
โIs that lipstick on your collar?โ
โI think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.โ
โDonโt you think these dolls are creepy?โ
โI think our place is haunted.โ
โWe need to move now.โ
โIโm not going back there!โ
โIโve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.โ
โYouโre such a good personโฆits annoying.โ
โYou know you could just not be an asshole.โ
โYouโre behind on rent again.โ
โMmm that cake smells wonderful.โ
โHave I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?โ
โThis is so embarrassingโฆ I just want to die.โ
โWeโre breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.โ
โYou really need to stop wearing that ring.โ
โItโs time to move on.โ
โI told you they were no good!โ
โI wish you would just leave them already. โ
โDo you want to stay at my place for a while?โ
โWhy is there someone sleeping in your tub?โ
โDid we get married?โ
โI never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.โ
โIโm sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.โ
โThatโs way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?โ
โWhy are you crying?โ
โHave you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?โ
โStop sending me memes!โ
โI want to marry Godzilla and thereโs nothing you can do to stop me.โ
โArenโt you lactose intolerant?โ
โAre you sure you should be eating that?โ
โMy head is killing me.โ
โAre you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.โ
โYouโre being too loud. Itโs scaring the dog/cat.โ
โCan you help me give her/him a bath?โ
โRemind me why we thought this was a good idea?โ
โYou keep hogging all the blankets.โ
โIโm getting a cat/dog.โ
โI have to go to the hospital?โ
โWhy didnโt you tell me you were so sick?!โ
โStop trying to flirt with the cashier.โ
โThe barista just gave me his/her number.โ
โCan we just pretend this never happened?โ
โI canโt believe you did this behind my back!โ
โI told you not to take them back.โ
โIโm not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.โ
โI think my bank account just laughed at me.โย
โWhy is everything in the kitchen pink?โย
โDid you redecorate while I was gone?โย
โHow long have I been out?โย
โWhy are their paw prints all over the place?โย