just keep following the heartlines on your hand

We’re talented and we’re sexy. That’s already more than what the Kardashians have going for them. 

There are plenty of talented and sexy people who aren't on TV. The Kardashians are on TV because they're shameless and outrageous.

Can’t me and Rachel just get one?

Well what would your angle be?

That’s not right.

But you'd get your own TV show.

No, just very confused.

What, you don't want to be brother husbands with your friend Alex?

That’s what I thought.

I hope you're not judging me, Rachel Berry!

Not really, no.

Are you sure?

Wait... what?

Quinn. Have you been drinking?

I may have a bottle of wine with my name on it. Figuratively of course, I don't own a vineyard.

Noooo. Alex is like my brother too.

"Like" your brother, not is your brother. I'm sure Cher from Clueless thought the same thing!

Jesse already got his hopes up to find a girl for us to do things with…

Oh good Lord, well tell him fair is fair!

OHHHHHHH no.

I'm just saying it's something you'd have to think about having two husbands!

Oh yeah…

And twice the.... you know.

Ooh! Good point!

Though you'd also have to buy twice the presents...

Oh yes.

Lucky you, twice the anniversary presents!

More than major.

So are you basically getting two husbands for the price of one?

Alex and Jesse are the closest thing to brothers without really being brothers. I’m sometimes jealous to be honest.

You poor only child. So they've got a major bromance going on?