Walk Idiot Walk

ur my hero ty muah

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

Donc, voici une histoire tout au sujet D’la façon dont ma vie s’est basculé-renversée Écoutez une minute Je raconte comment faire Moi-même le prince de la ville de Bel Air

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog