Objection, conjecture, objecture!

If you can swing it, Benelli M2 (or M4).

Let me ask you something? When you purchase something, a good or a service, you expect it to work right? You expect your service to be handled correctly. Don’t get me wrong I know people fuck up, I do it, you do it, your parents do it but the question remains are you trying to live up to the expectation you have for other people? Are you striving to work harder for yourself?

Look, I’m gunna tell you the reality of the world. Fuck your boss. I’m a dirty greedy goddamn capitalist saying that. I don’t give a fuck about management or my supervisors, or making sure the company turns a profit. I work hard for me, I try my hardest to go the extra mile for me. You know why? Because I’m building a skill set and a work ethic for me, so I can build a life for me and my loved ones. The most important skill you can develop, especially as a working class person is your work ethic, that will follow you no matter what. If you slack off, call in sick all the time, no call no show, show up late, leave work for others, it reflects on you. It reflects on your character, both as a worker and as a person. It doesn’t matter if you make minimum wage or have a 6 figure salary. Work hard for you, and the people you care about, because the only person on this planet who’s gunna help you advance yourself is you.

I know what good service is, I’ve seen other people and companies do it and I try my hardest to emulate that.

spend months deciding who the worst candidate is

go to your local polling location

chug vodka (fill your mouth with it too)

gag yourself with a towel

light the towel on fire