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My Domtop Ilya Thesis ANNOTATED!!

at first, shane doesn’t clock it cuz its all in russian. but as he starts to learn, he’s just like

“??????

did you just thank the toaster?” shane’s voice cracks a bit

and ilya does a little blushy blush, but passes it off all, “yes, hollander. mr. toaster works very hard for us. is the least i can do.”

and shane finds him doing it all over the place.

“Mr. Medicine, I am going to take you again, but I don’t know if you are working hard enough. I am going to tell the nice psychiatrist all about you. Better watch out. She might replace you.”

“Mmmmmmm, Shane will like you very much.” To the new plug he just unboxed.

But Shane does sometimes have to intervene. “Please don’t conspire with the blender. I really need the blender to work for me, Rozanov.”

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🏑гав-гав by russiangingerale - rated E

When the stress of captaincy and married life begins to press down on Ilya, his husband is there is lift him back up. Even if doing it involves taking a little more control in the bedroom.

🏑Operation Get Roz A SAP by dntat - rated T

Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down? Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements.

🏑your heartbeat, as familiar as my own by eurydicees - rated T

They meet when they're just teenagers. They start fucking not too much longer after that. They also don't really allow themselves to get to know each other until much, much later. (In which your soulmate will one day say something that proves they understand you. Shane and Ilya don't exactly make a habit of talking.)

🏑Behind Closed Doors by humorless_hexagon - rated E

Shane just wants to go to a drag show with his husband and enjoy queer nightlife away from the Centaurs. But, when an unexpected stranger takes interest in Ilya, Shane finds himself struggling with possessive feelings.

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