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I don't need an introduction post you all should know who I am already cuz I'm that cool and epic.

#// nothing about this is canon #// here for shits and giggles so there may be moments that seem ooc #// truly I see it as Rurik just joking around and having fun with the blog #// also he will be mean and annoying trust me

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Why on gods green earth do you need a TUB of CREAM CHEESE. Normal people eat tubs of ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING NOT CREAM CHEESE???

You simply just don't understand the love and lust between a man and his tub of cream cheese. You don't get the passion or the comfort it sparks. There's a sorta homoerotic tension only seen between Dr House and Dr Wilson from hit tv medical drama House. Like you just have to be in the moment to understand and also you need someone who knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy's cousin with access to a restaurant depot who can get you tubs of cream cheese.

tide-stitched

You must stink so bad...

So glad I got the brother who prefers tubs of bubblegum smurf ice cream

rurikliderc

You .... Ok so like I'm not bathing in it?????? I'm eating it WITH A SPOON MIND YOU cuz I'm classy and have dignity 😌☝️ also I don't like the way things feel on my hand but in a normal way cuz I'm just a normal lil guy 😌☝️ don't look into that we don't have time for that rn 😌☝️ anyways, I hope you get to experience the wonders of a tub of cream cheese which I now have and honestly only ate a fourth of it and then got sick so it's kinda sitting in the fridge cuz I do want more but my greed physically sickens me 😌😌😌😌😌

No wait I'm adding on to this why the hell is he eating bubble gum smurf ice cream like what even is that flavor??? Is he ok????? Is he going through something we don't know about???? Is this like ... A sign??????????

tide-stitched

One who has never tasted Smurf Ice Cream flavor missed out on heaven.

Also can you blame him? It's blue and tastes like bubblegum. Two of his many favorite things.

rurikliderc

The two of you are soooo odd and peculiar. ☺️

rurikliderc

Ok I tolerate Palette to death but if I have to witness him put ranch on one more perfectly good plate of food I'm gonna kill im what IS HE DOING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE WE PUTTING RANCH ON EVERYTHING LIKE ITS SALT 😭😭

bug-boy-alchemist

what is he, midwestern??? this isnt iowa 😒😒😒

tide-stitched

In Palette's defense ranch is extremely rare in France so it's an Exotic American Experience for him.

rurikliderc

I feel like he's had it enough to be normal about it 😒😒

Ok I tolerate Palette to death but if I have to witness him put ranch on one more perfectly good plate of food I'm gonna kill im what IS HE DOING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE WE PUTTING RANCH ON EVERYTHING LIKE ITS SALT 😭😭

rurikliderc

Sometimes Dante sits and talks about Lord of the Rings and I just gotta sit there and nod and act like I'm not lost cuz I am in too deep and I don't wanna interrupt his lil rambling session cuz if I did I'm afraid I'll wake up with a bomb next to me and I will never see the light of day again

bug-boy-alchemist

and thats what it feels like for me when you infodump about food stuff. except youre less homicidal usually

rurikliderc

Yeah 😔 I'll gladly listen to you talk about you're weird lil science stuff but the fantasy things aren't my speed 😔☝️ you can probably talk Palette's head off with that stuff and I'm sure he'd listen better.

bug-boy-alchemist

*your

also maybe I will >:( i am going to keep yapping to you about fluorine and bugs though thats never gonna stop

rurikliderc

LOOK ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS LOW-KEY KINDA BORING OOOKKAAAYYYY LIKE WHY WOULD I WATCH A MOVIE ABOUT A BUNCH OF GUYS GOING ON A QUEST WHEN THAGS LIKE OUR AVERAGE WEDNESDAY 😭😭😭😭😭

You can keep talking about fluorine and bugs cuz it's kinda hot when you do WHHHAATTTT WHO SAID THAT WHOA

#<- LMAOLSKDNFJDKF youre not wrong but im built different ill get them one day #<- oh I believe it cuz you're kinda just as freaky as them so

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I gotta be up there....

rurikliderc

Sometimes Dante sits and talks about Lord of the Rings and I just gotta sit there and nod and act like I'm not lost cuz I am in too deep and I don't wanna interrupt his lil rambling session cuz if I did I'm afraid I'll wake up with a bomb next to me and I will never see the light of day again

bug-boy-alchemist

and thats what it feels like for me when you infodump about food stuff. except youre less homicidal usually

rurikliderc

Yeah 😔 I'll gladly listen to you talk about you're weird lil science stuff but the fantasy things aren't my speed 😔☝️ you can probably talk Palette's head off with that stuff and I'm sure he'd listen better.

#and some day. there could even be a secret third autist...........#<- if the third one wasn't so Mr mysterious and too cool for anyone maybe #also I'm just a guy 🙄☝️#the psychiatrist only SUGGESTED I may have autism 🙄☝️☝️☝️

Sometimes Dante sits and talks about Lord of the Rings and I just gotta sit there and nod and act like I'm not lost cuz I am in too deep and I don't wanna interrupt his lil rambling session cuz if I did I'm afraid I'll wake up with a bomb next to me and I will never see the light of day again

I need to be in a cold body of water.... I need to become the cold body if water ...... It's too hot .....

rurikliderc

Guess who mixed a red bull with pre workout again!!!!!!!!!

rurikliderc

Don't do this. I think it put me in a coma cuz I woke up today and thought it was still yesterday for at least ten minutes

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What is up New York City 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Guess who mixed a red bull with pre workout again!!!!!!!!!

#I'll give you a hint!!!! he also forgot to get a refill on his sleep medication!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Nobody gets me cuz I'm too cool to be understood

rurikliderc

Why on gods green earth do you need a TUB of CREAM CHEESE. Normal people eat tubs of ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING NOT CREAM CHEESE???

You simply just don't understand the love and lust between a man and his tub of cream cheese. You don't get the passion or the comfort it sparks. There's a sorta homoerotic tension only seen between Dr House and Dr Wilson from hit tv medical drama House. Like you just have to be in the moment to understand and also you need someone who knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy's cousin with access to a restaurant depot who can get you tubs of cream cheese.

tide-stitched

You must stink so bad...

So glad I got the brother who prefers tubs of bubblegum smurf ice cream

rurikliderc

You .... Ok so like I'm not bathing in it?????? I'm eating it WITH A SPOON MIND YOU cuz I'm classy and have dignity 😌☝️ also I don't like the way things feel on my hand but in a normal way cuz I'm just a normal lil guy 😌☝️ don't look into that we don't have time for that rn 😌☝️ anyways, I hope you get to experience the wonders of a tub of cream cheese which I now have and honestly only ate a fourth of it and then got sick so it's kinda sitting in the fridge cuz I do want more but my greed physically sickens me 😌😌😌😌😌

No wait I'm adding on to this why the hell is he eating bubble gum smurf ice cream like what even is that flavor??? Is he ok????? Is he going through something we don't know about???? Is this like ... A sign??????????

Why on gods green earth do you need a TUB of CREAM CHEESE. Normal people eat tubs of ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING NOT CREAM CHEESE???

You simply just don't understand the love and lust between a man and his tub of cream cheese. You don't get the passion or the comfort it sparks. There's a sorta homoerotic tension only seen between Dr House and Dr Wilson from hit tv medical drama House. Like you just have to be in the moment to understand and also you need someone who knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy's cousin with access to a restaurant depot who can get you tubs of cream cheese.

#and technically you can make cream cheese taste like ice cream #not that I think you should cuz it's good on its own #and bastardizing the heavens greatest gift second to myself of course is like blasphemy or whatever #I'm so tired 😊

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Learned what a Geiger Counter is and now I heavily relate to the Demon Core... She's literally me....

#maternal over the Demon Core 😔😊#on another note I have slept maybe 10 hours total in the past four ish days #I'M ON THE CULINARY SCHOOL GRIND #this will inevitably eat me in the ass I know it 😔

rurikliderc

Do NOT listen to Noah Karan at 3am in the dark while you’re sitting in the tub with a tub of cream cheese in hand it’s not for the weak

rurikliderc

You guys don’t know how hard it was to find the tub of cream cheese btw they don’t make them in tubs so I had to hunt for it

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