Hocus Pocus {Sentence Starters}
“Go to hell!”
“Resisting arrest?“
“I put a spell on you.”
“I love you, jerkface.”
“Look, I don’t feel so hot.“
“See, I even have the book.“
“This is terribly uncomfortable.“
“I hate it when that happens…“
“They thought I was a real cop!“
“I’ve waited centuries to say that.“
“Look, whatever it is, just tell me.”
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!“
“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!“
“Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.“
“Sucking the lives out of little children!“
“Come on, please don’t be sad for me.“
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child.“
“I killed you once, I shall kill you, again!”
“Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”
“Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!“
“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”
“You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!“
“Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!“
“What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?“
“Look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”
“I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
“Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!“
“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!“
“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!”
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.“
“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?“
“Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.“
“Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?“
“I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!“
“Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.”
“Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!”
“Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?“
“Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them? Yabbos?“
