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@runnerthree
if I don’t see my wife in four days I will betray this township again, on god

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Hey, ZR. Long time, no draw
thewondersmith replied to your post “i’m sorry the old simon lauchlan can’t come to the phone right now....”
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honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.
i’m sorry the old simon lauchlan can’t come to the phone right now.
why?
oh, ‘cause he’s dead.
me nam is simon
i feer hellfire
so w van ark
i do conspire
but basball bat
canne mak me ded
i give up lyf
i fry thee hed
my name is Si and wen I run or wen I stretch and flex my buns i think of deth and i caynt sleep i realize im in too deep

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me nam is simon
i feer hellfire
so w van ark
i do conspire
but basball bat
canne mak me ded
i give up lyf
i fry thee hed
when u say ur zombisexual make sure you put enough of a pause between ‘zombie’ and ‘bisexual’ or else people will keep asking how many shamblers u fucked this week and the number rarely ever goes higher than four, which is an embarrassment
it’s dat boi
i might still be a walking talking spoiler warning but hey, I felt like a name change was in order and since SOMEONE took @simonlauchlan we’ll all have to endure with this one
not that i blame u mate, it’s a good one

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the best part about New Canton is you can tell them to git gud and they can’t do anything about it because they won’t git gud
runner five has informed me that repeating the trojan zombie/zombie pinata thing is inadvisable for cinco de mayo because “it’s not funny and it’s also culturally insensitive you piece of shit”
fair
one time i made a giant, hollowed out statue of a zombie and left it in front of new canton and they took it in and they were surprised and upset about the zombie heads inside
what’s that I smell burning?
oh it's owen. again.
what’s that I smell burning?

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Not small in "that" way. He is not tall. Like runner 5 could put their elbow on his head to piss him off. That would also be why he is such a showoff.
i’m ten feet tall thanks
Me: I think we should adopt another kid
Wife: no
Me: why?
Wife: because by 'kid' you mean 'lizard' and we already have 50
Me: *reaching into pocket* actually... 51.