SURVEY PROGRAM

you seem like you’re doing pretty good, at least :P

yeah fair… still, though

you said you found some kind of building?

I AM GLAD YOU THINK SO.

AND INDEED, I HAVE FOUND A BUILDING OR PERHAPS THE BUILDING FOUND ME?

ohhhhh okay. i figured theyd be the ones living in the ruins bc where else would you even Get spider donuts

2…2 times……dude are u good

anyway thanks ops, i uh. actually appreciate that

INDEED. THERE ARE NOT MANY SPIDERS WHO DELIVER SPIDER DONUTS. I WONDER... IF MUFFET KNOWS ABOUT THIS... OR REMEMBERS ME...

...

ANYHOW. YES, I AM INDEED GOOD. THE SECOND BUILDING WAS UNFINISHED AND I AM HARD TO KILL IN GENERAL.

Bro I’ll be 100 percent honest with you I do not remember writing this 10 seconds ago But its fucking hilarious either way

...ARE YOU DISSOCIATING AGAIN? PLEASE GET SOME REST

i mean to be fair it’s better than getting called ‘shadow the hedgehog’ or ‘darkness von gothic’ or whatever so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i resign myself to this fate

OH. THAT IS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER I SUPPOSE I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE 

i sure hope it doesnt, being crushed by a building is..very uncomfortable….

also spiders?????

INDEED. I HAVE ONLY EXPERIENCED THAT TWO TIMES. I DO NOT WISH FOR A THIRD. ESPECIALLY NOT IN THIS FORM.

it’s fine! I figured you were distracted by the Flood™️

I’m glad you’ve had company though, you’re still stuck out in the void right?

also it’s hot because it wants to be…. it’s slang, haha, it more or less just means “a while”

IT DOES SEEM LIKE A FLOOD, DOESN’T IT? I AM TRYING MY BEST TO KEEP UP.

I AM STILL STUCK IN THIS VOID, CORRECT. IT IS NOT SO BAD. IT COULD BE WORSE.

Oh shit I unlocked secret dad ligman

uhh I suppose I’m okay I’m taking good care of myself, well better than before anyway-as for being human we dont have time to unpack all that mess

...I AM NOT A FATHER?

BUT ALAS THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR. IF YOU DO NOT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ...I CANNOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING FROM HERE. BUT I STILL RECOMMEND TO KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING. GOOD JOB

ohh, interestin. kinda weird but i guess thats just par for the course in the multiverse lmao

what else is up? other than like looking into some fucky void building

THAT IS ALSO QUITE TRUE. THE MULTIVERSE IS STRANGE.

I SUSPECT THE BUILDING IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE I THINK I SHALL TRY TO HELP IT RELOCATE

...AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT LAND ON ME. THAT WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

I APOLOGIZE IF I IGNORE SOMEONE BY MISTAKE.

OH

lol no I’m fine! I thought you were ignoring me :P

how are you man it’s been a hot minute

I SEE

I APOLOGIZE, IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO IGNORE YOU

I AM DECENTLY WELL. BUSY BECAUSE OF ANOMALIES THE SUBJECT HAS BEEN KEEPING ME COMPANY AS WELL AS THE SPIDERS

ok boomer

...THAT IS ALSO NOT MY NAME

woa neat

Also just call it void fuckery okay liggy that’s the simple way to catch my attention otherwise I dissociate mid convo

...I SUPPOSE IT CAN BE CONSIDERED “NEAT”?

BUT UNTIL I COLLECT MORE INFORMATION I SHALL REMAIN NEUTRALLY WARY.

...THAT IS FAIR. I SHALL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

ARE YOU ALRIGHT? IF YOU ARE DISSOCIATING, MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK YOU ARE HUMAN, CORRECT? HAVE YOU HYDRATED? EATEN?

huh. giant building? whats going on in ur void ligma man

I AM STILL INVESTIGATING.

IT PASSES BY SOMETIMES

PERHAPS IT IS LOST

I WISH TO SEE IF THERE ARE OCCUPANTS IN IT.

WHY DO YOU MAKE THAT FACE, MY CHILD

HMAN INTERESTING SENSE OF HUMOR.

I WOULD BE LYINGIF I SAIDI WASN’T A BIT AMUSED MYSELF, HOWEVER.