New age hippie

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

under-thelight-ofathousand-stars This is how I feel right now with these meds

if you’re spooky and you know it clap your wings 

I WANT TO HUG THE BITTY BAT

More fun Zodiac facts here

More fun Zodiac facts here

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

if he is their creator he must atone for his crimes

the biggest, cash-grabbingest continuity error of them all

That’s what made his connection with them so powerful in the original movie. He knew EVERY SINGLE ONE’S name, because HE created them. 

This. This is a valid criticism of the Minion movie, and I can whole-heartedly accept this.

why do you hate fun

Netflix is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat.