My DS9 Blog

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

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my fave ds9 arc was the prophets peeling Jake siskos hairline back like a mini babybel cheese

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How about um *throws darts on the wall* Jesse in ds9 and Julian Bashir in breaking bad

"I say, Wr. White, what kind of rudimentary vessels are these that you're using here? Cooking you say? Interesting! Miles, come over here and hear this gentleman out."

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Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet

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