universal heat death

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

can you put that thing on a leash?

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.