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koboldkatze-deactivated20170704

do not disturb

localnastyboy

that loaf of bread is so aggressive

cineraria

masculinityissofragile

MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS

theletterkilleth

Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men…

masculinityissofragile

OH

hotlocalwizards

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

nm-qttps-old

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

hotlocalwizards

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

hommedog

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

hotlocalwizards

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”

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puthy

HELP HER

vicemag

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

adriofthedead

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

lacefuneral

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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cybercitrus

convert your office into a horrible disaster

sadopossum

This should be what nsfw means

beautiful-wildlife

Lynx by René Unger

huffylemon

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

apocalypticvalraven

I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face

“toO LaTE!”

somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea

Oh my god. I love this.

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kvtle

I fucking love George Watsky man

everyone ever probably (via hotskyforwatsky)

arinhansonz

“gotta lose that turn, baby!”

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brandiwhine

thereâs this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

brandiwhine

a sign from the heavens

captainoinkers

update

alexdoodlemain

Emilia Clarke: sexiest woman alive 2015 by Esquire

jackhoward

holy crap this woman

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