so.huh. i was seriously planning to make something big and nice out of this mess. then. i didn't? i guess it will sit forever in the wip folder. it still looked kind of okay so here it is.
also that dress should have some backstory because it totally didn't spontaneously appeared in my head, oh no. this motherfucker took research. not my research, mind you. it just so happened that someone else's research on colonial fashion somehow landed in my desk. so. i'll make a more coherent post about that when and if i finish this.
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apparently, people will not be thrilled if you serve them blue orange juice. i know. baffling.
also, if you try to make blue orange juice you will end up with a liquid that oscillates between green and dark green, depending on how much blue substance you used.
allright, here's a text post i've been avoiding all week.
first of all, i am so sorry for being away for... i don't even want to think how long. i've missed posting and drawing and generally fucking around on the internet. october was awful and so was i. sorry.
i would really like to come back and answer that couple of messeges that you have sent me and freak out because you guys are over 300 holy shit where do you keep coming from why are you even here i havent uploaded shit since... yeah we covered that point already. thanks. you're awesome.
but yeah. i'm not coming back just yet.
i mean, busy busy time is officialy over forever and ever, but i'm afraid i wont be able to post drawings for... some time? probably until next week. lets say next week.
the thing is i'm staying with my parents. either to rest from my unbelievably stressfull busy period or to help them out through theirs. so far i've done neither. huh.
anyway, my old tablet should be lying arround somewhere in one of the old comuter junk piles -no wait, i did found my old tablet last night in the old computer junk pile that was mounted in my bedroom, but it's pen remains MIA so that's not much progress. i'll search for it tomorrow. it's probably in some place silly anyway.
the scanner, on the other hand, i am very much aware of it's location. it is there, in plain sight, serving as one of the supporting pilars of the bigger pile of old computer junk. or the bigger one i've found so far, thus remaining effectibly out of the reach of my grabby dirty paws. bugger.
all this royal mess should be cleaned up -or rather transfered to it's usual resting area- by the weekend. that's about the time i'll be heading back to my usual place of residence, which is also inhabited by much, much cleaner nerds than my parents -not really-. gosh i missed them.
also, the recent updates are not helping my unplanned drawing withdraw. everything is so awesome and i can't remember how to make nice things on paper.
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Ahhh omg do you do shippy pictures? Do you ship John/Dave, John/Karkat, Dave/Karkat, or John/Jade? Because if you do I'd love you to draw them your art style is wonderfullll
ok, lets see. yes, i do shippy pictures. yes i ship them, in fact, there is no combination of those particular four that i don't ship. in fact i am a filthy slutty multishipper who ships practically everything. but you, you've got good taste there
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now that i have your attention, i just got the most beautifulgratestsexy pencil-brush for photoshop (go ahead and call me a noob for having just figured out those things exist)
(got it from here http://koifishsushi.deviantart.com/art/Awesome-Photoshop-Pencil-Brush-88228914)
it's awesome. i need to keep sketching i will stay up until six am i dont evencare
got anything you want me to draw? NOW ITS THE TIME!!
dave and john actually have two daughters millicent and cassandra
they call them mutie and casey though
mutie definitely looks like john she has dark hair and big dark doe eyes and she even has some of his buck teeth but she smirks all the time like dave and has a brashness in her attitude and a need for attention which is definitely all dave she was the first one to start learning curse words and asking daddy and papa inappropriate questions the reason why they call her mutie is because for the first two and a half years of her life she did not speak a goddamn word but then once she started talking she would not shut up for the life of her
casey looks like dave she has soft babyfine blonde hair and freckles on her nose and she’s skinny and long-limbed and loves to dance and climb and shit but there’s a softness about her and a kindness that is definitely like john and she moves so fast she’s like a whirlwind so john catches himself calling her his little windy thing and she pranks her sister all the time but mutie is usually the one to make casey start crying
that’s an awesome AU. allow me to impolitely butt in.
i got a few thoughts about this two as i drew as well! mutie has a strict “nobody makes my sister cry but me” code. she has got into fights with kids smaller and bigger than herself to make that perfectly clear. sometimes casey would get in trouble just so mutie will go and defend her.
the rest of the time is spent antagonizing each other.
oh my gosh they are such beautiful children!!!!! yes mutie totally gets into fights and she ends up scratching people and john gets sort of upset with her but then dave figures out that she likes to fight and strife and there is a giant argument of “no more weapons in this house” and someone ends up sleeping on the couch and mutie just goes and cuddles with him and says she’s sorry for fighting and doesn’t want her parents to fight
i think i’m gonna start writing adoptedstuck because it’s too cute and i need it in my life
dave and john actually have two daughters millicent and cassandra
they call them mutie and casey though
mutie definitely looks like john she has dark hair and big dark doe eyes and she even has some of his buck teeth but she smirks all the time like dave and has a brashness in her attitude and a need for attention which is definitely all dave she was the first one to start learning curse words and asking daddy and papa inappropriate questions the reason why they call her mutie is because for the first two and a half years of her life she did not speak a goddamn word but then once she started talking she would not shut up for the life of her
casey looks like dave she has soft babyfine blonde hair and freckles on her nose and she’s skinny and long-limbed and loves to dance and climb and shit but there’s a softness about her and a kindness that is definitely like john and she moves so fast she’s like a whirlwind so john catches himself calling her his little windy thing and she pranks her sister all the time but mutie is usually the one to make casey start crying
that’s an awesome AU. allow me to impolitely butt in.
i got a few thoughts about this two as i drew as well! mutie has a strict “nobody makes my sister cry but me” code. she has got into fights with kids smaller and bigger than herself to make that perfectly clear. sometimes casey would get in trouble just so mutie will go and defend her.
the rest of the time is spent antagonizing each other.
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what if the reason john has an awkward teen stache isn't that he doesn't know how to shave or doesn't realize he needs to but that he knows he has to and shaving reminds him too much of his dad so he can't do it
yes that sounds plausible, congrats you nailed it you horrible, horrible person.