*bagpipe noises*

Pitying the poor ardent who has to symmetrical-ise Kal’s name now he’s a herald. Kalalak. Kala’alak. Kaladidalak. None of these are good options. There’s already a Kalak, even. Religious scholars are gonna HATE this.

loouis, louies... watch this programme de télévision with me, loeuies. it has revealed to me a most thrilling premise.... you see, the handsome psychoanalysist communes with the troubled young man who is ill at ease with his sublime gift, that which allows him to hear the dark songs in the hearts and minds of men.... and it appears it is the very doctor of his mind, louise, whose heart might sing the darkest song of them all. is that not electrifying, louuie? don't you find it devastatingly fateful? luoiuise?

do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment

i don’t play about jacob anderson’s brilliance as an actor and performer. the confession scene in iwtv’s first ep ALONE should have gotten jacob an instant spot on every award show’s best actor nom list. he learned his tap dance performance over zoom and they had to send the professional tap dancing stunt doubles home because he was just that good. so many people from nola were shocked at the fact that he’s british and could do such a convincing new orleans accent to the point that they thought he was actually from there. he’s been carrying this show on his back and elevated his performance even more (crazy!!!) for season 2 since emotions were higher for his character, and he cemented himself as a generational talent for new viewers. this is simply the type of talent that not even the most prestigious award show could measure

ronan lynch is better than me because if my dad had recently died and my brother was a dick and my crush started dating someone else and my best friend was going to die in a year and i was conjuring shit out of my dreams i would have been even a bigger asshole than he is

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women