⌖ @ruddygore I see you! You may be my Fake Internet Husband, but I like you too much to do heterosexual humiliation rituals with you!
AND I APPRECIATE YOUR RESTRAINT. I'D BE TERRIBLE FOR HUMILIATION RITUALS, I'D TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY AND JUST WANT TO GO KILL MYSELF FOR BEING A TERRIBLE SPOUSE, EVEN IN A PRETEND WAY.














