im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man
One time I was wading in a marsh (research purposes) and I stuck my arms into the water (cooling down purposes) .and marshes have lots of floating decaying plant matter in them, and I have grabby hands, so I grabbed the first slimy thing I touched, expecting it to be a plant. Turned out to be a frog’s front leg




















