Ruby chapman

Cake and ice cream? That sounds like a great party.

Think she’d be pissed if she came home from work and I replaced all of her shirts with those? 

Oh yes, I think she would be pissed. I wouldn’t touch a woman’s clothes unless you are taking them off of her.

Yeah and who doesn’t enjoy easy access titties?

That is very true. Easy access is great and boobs are even better so put them together and you really have something going there.

I had to go back to DC for a few days. Work stuff. Where’d you get that shirt? I think Daisy should have one. It’s like a perfect “hug-from-behind-boob-grab” shirt

Ah, that makes sense. I think I got it from Urban Outfitters. They had a few different colors and it’s super comfy. I think Daisy would look great in it.

 I will try my hardest to not hate it. No promises though. I can go get some popcorn I guess. 

If you hate it then I can find other ways to entertain you.I’ll bring A few different ones so you have a selection. You don’t already have popcorn at your house? I’ll bring some, don’t worry about it.

Who is on your 'to fuck' list so far?

Charming.

I know! I was so surprised but that’s how it fell. 

How wonderful. How is being back to school now?

I’m doing well, better than Sunday morning I can tell you that. Not so far, luckily but I can’t promise anything.

That’s good to hear. I understand that, haha.

I did. All throughout my stay at Oxford. I learned a lot about journalism in itself that my contemporaries seem to lack these days.

How great that must have been. It gave you a lead on things, too. I can definitely see the appeal in journalism, especially what you write about. The thing’s you learn and people you meet must be interesting.

I teach Russian Literature, and you’re not? Convenient for me. What kinds of things are you interested in?

That must be an interesting subject. No, I’m not. It’s been pretty nice out so I like to get outside. Gotta admit, mini golf was always something I liked to do. Or biking. I’m not very picky though.

Yeah you are going to have to bring the movie. 

I can look through my selection and try to find something you hopefully won’t hate. Do we get to have popcorn with this movie?

Normally I would say fuck no.. but I think I can make an exception for you.

Hm, I think I’m going to like you. 

The premiere was awesome. I got way too drunk at the after party though. 

I’m glad you had a nice time. I hope you didn’t have too bad of a hangover from it?