- manages to make every interaction he has with another ATP player look like a gay wedding

- highly caffeinated ball of anxiety

- blyat

- basically a vampire (sleep? never heard of her)

- almost lost his ball (not a tennis one)

- won the Madrid masters 2024 on one functioning foot and basically on a drip, then lost the montreal masters final while completely healthy.... to popyrin

- questionable choice of calming influences in his life (Marat Safin)

- once said on live TV that he was the real father of Daniil Medvedev's child

-launched his own clothing brand, thinks he's giorgio armani

- absolute disaster in every single game on the Tennis TV youtube channel

- would be a horrendous poker player (most expressive face on the ATP tour)

- loves to randomly flop