𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮

Elle: 🥺 Thank you! It is tough!!! He deserves it so bad! I’M SO SMAD I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO!! 😡 IS THERE A WAY TO DO BOTH??

Elle: I know right! I told him to fuck off and haven't responded past that! I don't know! I'm so like BIG BIG smad! I just wanna go drive to Cinderellasburg and punch him in his big dumb face!

Elle: 💙💛 He’s being the WORST! He was bugging me about these dumb looking pictures of him and Anne and it turned into him saying stuff like the reason I proposed and you didn’t was because you’re not sure about me yet, and how I deserve to not be the one constantly chasing you because you’re not obsessed enough with me, and I should be important enough to you for you to be braver and how me trying to behave more for the camelot stuff means i’m not being myself AND HE KEEPS SAYING I’M HURTING OUR DAD’S FEELINGS BY NOT WANTING HIM TO GIVE HIS BLESSING EVEN THOUGH WE ALLLLL KNOW I THINK THATS A STUPID THING TO WANT ANYWAY! And I know he’s WRONG and just saying that stuff because he’s Chad and the worst but it’s still hurting my feelings kind of??????????????

Elle: Oh! Okay smart! I love that! Because my brother's a dickhead!!!

Elle: Would you ever call yourself like OBSESSED with me?

Elle: Because I want you to stop being worried and think about something fun!

Artie: That's very sweet of you, honey, but I'm going to worry regardless of whatever else I'm thinking.

Elle: You should not be figuring out how to help me when I'm FINE! Be horny! That's more useful!

Elle: Think about how good my head is, DUH!

Elle: Damn right my head is so good 😉🍆💦 But I'm okay perfectly fine in the mess, don't worry about it!

Elle: I don’t like doctors like that! And I’m sure the camelot doctors aren’t sucky but I’m FINE for real so I don’t want one to just come over and look at my head and be all up in my face just to tell me something I already know!!!!!!!!!!

Elle: hdhdjsj of course you think that! But it’s not I promise!! Also no, thank you!

Elle: Okay but like it doesn't hurt and it's not like filling the room like a scary murder trap. So not REALLY! Oh I don't think I hit it that hard so it's fine!

Elle: It’s not an emergency! Why? 👀

Elle: But why would it be AUTHORITIES that need to be called!? I haven't either but that seems a bit overkilly doesn't it? I've slipped a bunch of times but it's okay! Pretending to ice skate in it makes it easier to get around!

Elle: There's not a dead body in the bubbles! Why would we need the AUTHORITIES? IDK if I need help yet tho! I'm figuring it out! My mom says soap bubbles are nice!

Elle: 🙂 I made mistakes 🙂

Artie: I'm sure!

Elle: You know how in movies when people try to wash things but like they’re elf or just dumb and soap gets all over everywhere and those scenes are super annoying because you know that doesn’t happen irl probably. FUN FACT! IT’S NOT A CINEMASIN! IT’S REAL!