yknow, the “sasodei in 2020” deidara rper

- either extremely kinky or very slow and sweet when they have sex. no in between

- i will not be covering the “does sasori have a dick and can he feel sexy things” discussion here, i’m just listing the shit i like for them rn

- sasori is a control freak and extremely dominant. he does NOT like being submissive even a little bit- however, he does like someone who will put up a fight sometimes and keep him on his toes, and deidara is perfect for that.

- that being said, deidara could probably powerbottom if the situation called for it, but they really enjoy losing that fight for dominance and being made to submit. they can take a lot too, so it’s not usually easy, which keeps it interesting.

- on a more serious note regarding deidara, since i feel like i kinda need to explain why i think they’d enjoy submitting in the bedroom or i’ll get grilled— they were forced into very adult situations very young, and always had to be the one in control as much as possible for their own safety and never had something to take care of them or tell them what to do. that’s the short version of some of my “deidara backstory thoughts”, at least. and, as we know, they have quite the rebellious streak and don’t care much for authority. they’re used to taking charge when it comes to their own life out of necessity, and they do absolutely want agency in their normal day to day life for sure, but that being said, in the bedroom (and intimate relationships in general)... it’s nice to have that responsibility lifted. They get to indulge feelings they never could otherwise, and it feels freeing and safe. Not to mention, they like being able to decide for themselves who exactly gets to boss them around. Their submission is earned and they don’t give it to just anyone.

- so anyways back to the horny shit. deidara needs a lot of prep before they can take anything inside them comfortably, but sasori doesn’t mind. they can work around his impatient streak by keeping the foreplay high energy

- sasori is chronically stuck between loving bondage and wanting to bend deidara like a pretzel

- basic one here but there is definitely inappropriate use of hand mouths and chakra threads

- sasori being so impatient has lead to the Naruto Stock Forests being subject to some questionable acts

- medical kink. medical kink and sasori is the bad doctor

- these freak ass bitches are into bloodplay and branding and shit

- another pretty common one here but deidara is a huge masochist and sasori is just as much of a sadist

- deidaras masochism and freakish pain tolerance means things get NASTY nasty

- tamer one here but deidara loves giving head

- deidara loooooves sasori’s voice. they could probably get off just on him talking dirty or praising them.

- sometimes sasori is so collected and calm during all of it and doesn’t lose his cool. he’ll be whipping deidara raw and gripping them so hard he leaves bruises and just be up there chillin like “are you going to listen to me now, brat? :) that’s what i thought. you’re my favorite toy, do you know that?”

- however. sometimes, legend has it, he can just go fucking APESHIT. hard to say what exactly it is that makes him snap- sometimes he’s just already in that mood, sometimes deidara looks at him in just the right way or pushes a certain button, whatever it is- but he can drop the usually cool demeanor in private and go borderline animalistic on deidara, who loves it. they’d get a little bit of an ego trip from the fact that they made sasori behave in such a way if they were thinking about anything other than the blood running down their hips, the dizzying feeling being thrown around and dragged by the hair, hearing their master say things like “you better pray we don’t have a mission tomorrow after what i’m about to do to you, whore.”

- remember how i said sometimes they do like it slow and sweet in the beginning though? yeah, let’s talk about that too.

- they’re just... really into each other. and sure there’s always a lot of affection and aftercare after their kinky sessions, but sometimes they both just need the sweet sessions.

- they’re both touch starved and affection starved and love starved and all of that. sometimes they just want to hold each other and feel good and relish in each other’s beauty during the act

- sasori especially enjoys it when deidara is holding onto him, embracing him fully, letting him know how good it feels during their sweeter sessions

- he just thinks deidara is so beautiful... lights on during sex here. he wants to see every little bit of them, every reaction, everything.

- this is more of a post sex thing and also if you don’t like my deidara gender headcanon then you can skip this one but. sasori is not immune to the titty pillow propaganda. ideal head resting spot and also the sound of deidaras heartbeat is extremely comforting on top of that. deidara finds it endearing that he could have been spanking them to the point they won’t be able to stand straight the next day 20 minutes ago, but still likes to get cozy like that.

- both of them have some pretty high stamina

- we been knew i will stand loyally by nonbinary deidara

- smart as fuck, but functions so poorly in a school environment that they barely graduated high school and honestly the concept of college gives them a headache

- artist, dabbles in a little bit of everything but prefers sculpting, performance art of all kinds and unconventional art

- does firework displays and pyrotechnics for concerts as a source of unsteady income

- self taught for most things, it’s pretty impressive

- into activism and shit

- sometimes starts discourse online for funsies

- literally ran a fake discourse blog w hidan bc it was funny

- fishnets with EVERYTHING

- extremely eclectic music taste

- moved in w sasori. they live in a small house. it’s enough for them

- their house is decorated nicely, granted they’re both artists

- sasori is a mortician. he’s become mostly desensitized to his line of work but he still has His Bad Days and dei is always there for him when he had those days

- dei has nightmares pretty bad and a fucked up sleep schedule. sasori doesn’t consider himself the most comforting person in the world, but all deidara really needs him to do is hold them and tell them they’re safe

- they both r traumatized and have problems disorder but they help each other

- on a note related to the shipping. for SO LONG deidara and sasori wouldnt say they were dating but did literally everything people in long term relationships did and it was so obvious to everyone that they were into each other but they’re both stupid and it took them way too long to actually get together

- smokes w hidan sometimes but weed makes them sleepy

- dated hidan in high school for like a month and they both think it’s rly funny now

- makes memes about their friend group

- has a highlight reel on their instagram of funny messages from the gc

- has periodic emotional breakdowns but it’s fine

since y’all seemed to want it. part one is somewhere on my blog idk. still on mobile and idk how to put it under a cut so stop here if u don’t like it. prolly gonna be a lot more BDSM aligned stuff in this one too so if y’all like that, come get your food. especially you dom! sasori likers bc that is my #1 and y’all KNOW

- Deidara is SO noisy. they’re just so naturally reactive and it’s so hard for them to keep discreet

- that being said, they think it’s kinda hot when they’re trying to not get caught. Sasori thinks it’s insanely hot too when Deidara is trying so fucking hard to not make any noise, hiding their face in his neck, trying to find something to bite on, squirming- all that

- contrary to popular belief, Sasori actually doesn’t mind being given titles in front of other people. it just depends on what it is. he clearly had no issue with Deidara calling him “master” openly, but shit like “daddy” would probably have to be kept behind closed doors

- they have a pretty consistent 24/7 d/s dynamic, but it’s typically pretty relaxed unless they’re doing a scene or it’s just like. the vibe for that day

- sometimes when they do day long scenes, Sasori will put Deidara in a shibari harness under their cloak. Not a very restricting one, since they still have to do daily things, but yknow.

- a lil softer on this one but like. Deidara figures at first that they were “too human” for Sasori to be attracted to them, but their humanity actually makes Sasori devestatingly attracted to them in a way he can’t fucking explain but is Very Real. they have chub and blemishes and freckles that go away and disappear depending on the sun they’re getting and tan lines and stretch marks and Sasori doesn’t know WHY it just makes them SO much more attractive to him. he wants to preserve them with all these qualities. it probably has something to do with emotional baggage we aren’t going to unpack in a horny post but i’ll probably make a separate post about this

- sometimes Sasori growls and it’s one of the fastest ways for Deidara to go super soaker mode

- as far as pet names in relation to gender and shit like “good girl/good boy”- Deidara doesn’t mind any of them. They typically prefer both being used interchangeably and not sticking to just masculine or feminine. Both are good.

- they may or may not have played around with some questionable science concoctions and... non poisonous injectables

- yeah, medical scenes where Sasori is the doctor and Deidara is a patient being examined and experimented on with injections that have sexual side effects is definitely something that’s happened. Deidara is, of course, always informed of the effects beforehand and consents to them, of course

- in general these two do practice safe BDSM lmao there’s always aftercare, safewords and plan-b stuff in case a scene goes wrong

- Deidara likes making themselves all pretty for him ngl

- Sasori doesn’t really mind either way but he will admit that it’s pretty fucking satisfying when they start out all done up and put together and then look twice as torn up and ruined by the time he’s done with them

- Sasori is insanely good at fingering

- Deidara gives some pretty intense handjobs too, granted it’s really a mix of a handjob and a blowjob

- Deidara has Sasori’s scorpion signature branded on their body. yes, it hurt like a bitch. yes, they were turned on beyond belief afterwards

- Sasori will make Deidara beg for several minutes sometimes. music to his ears lmao he has such a begging kink

- They sometimes do scenes where Sasori will control Deidara like a puppet and make them do suggestive things and put them in suggestive poses. Deidara is pretty embarrassed about how much they like it sometimes

- Sasori doesn’t really set specific rules for them outside of explicit scenes. For their more casual stuff, it’s more on a whim. Like, more him giving commands casually and Deidara either obeying or being a brat about it. if that makes sense

- to the surprise of no one, Deidara is usually a huge brat. they can be obedient when they want to be, though, and sometimes they like to be but usually, like i said in my last post, they’re usually not one to bow without it being fought out of them a little

- but yknow. sometimes they have rough emotional days or something and they just want to be praised and feel safe and do what he says bc it’s kinda a weird security blanket

- they don’t wanna unpack that lmao and Sasori doesn’t question it

- i’m running out of brain juice

here’s some fluff hcs bc i have two that are nsfw headcanons already

- sometimes Deidara sings to themselves while they work! Sasori refuses to admit how endearing it is

- they have a little ritual of Sasori brushing Deidara’s hair before bed. he just did it once or twice and then it became a habit

- they both god that Trauma trauma and have really bad days with it sometimes but they’re both always there for each other

- honestly both of them have such a hard time navigating their own feelings and baggage sometimes but the fact that they’re so different yet so similar gives them a unique understanding of each other and they’re able to help the other through their different perspectives and kinda. help the other understand themselves better

- they make out a lot. but like? not in a particularly sexy heated way sometimes. sometimes they just don’t wanna let go of each other and are just savoring that’s tender moment, all wrapped up together. they just like kissing a lot

- Deidara looooves having their sides and hips rubbed. if they look tense or something, that’s Sasori’s go to method for getting them to relax

- Sasori likes reading. Deidara likes spending time with Sasori and stories but doesn’t have the attention span to sit down and read a book. However, they also adore Sasori’s voice and could listen to him talk for hours. So, on a chill day, Deidara will curl up with him while he’s reading and Sasori will read to them

- pet names..... Deidara uses them pretty casually. Sasori is sparing in public but when no one else is around he’ll use them. Deidara melts a little bit when he uses them ngl and they’re embarrassed by it by Sasori is just more encouraged to hit them with “come here, baby” when they’re alone

- they are so protective of each other oh my god it’s unreal

- Deidara brough Sasori flowers once. they had gone out on a day off in springtime and just picked some up when they saw someone selling big bundles and their rationale was “danna could use some color in his workshop it’s so dreary in there” when really they just wanted to do something nice for him and see how he’d react. it was the first time they’d ever seen him actually lose his cool and get a little flustered

- BODY PAINTING BODY PAINTING BODY PAINTING. that is absolutely a date night for them. just sitting with paints and making artwork of each other

- neither of them are really used to being given positive affirmation or told they’re beautiful or anything. so like... when they first start hearing it from each other’s it’s both emotional and a little bit of a mental short circuiting thing on both ends. sure, Sasori has probably said some shit like “I am my own ultimate work of art” and Deidara probably makes jokes about being a hot motherfucker but when it comes to actually hearing that stuff from someone else, especially someone they have feelings for?? yeah it’s. a moment

- navigating their relationship at first was kinda clunky. neither of them were really well versed in this kinda stuff. it happened really gradually. they’d stay up late together and really get to know each other. Deidara would throw in a flirtatious statement, Sasori wouldn’t know how to react. Sasori would awkwardly try to fit in expressing to them that he actually cared about them and appreciated their presence and company, Deidara would also react a little awkwardly granted they’d never really been told that before. Deidara would initiate physical contact and retract when they figured Sasori wouldn’t like that, but Sasori would re-initiate it once he got used to it and realized that hey, that was really nice actually. It all just had to be worked out over time.

- They fell into it without really labeling it for the longest time. Sasori was actually the first one to refer to them as “lovers”, much to Deidara’s surprise

- i’ve said something similar in another post but it deserves a spot on the fluff post..... Sasori is NOT immune to titty pillow propaganda! he isn’t! he is not above conking out on Deidara’s chest! nice n soft and also hearing Deidara’s heartbeat is sooo comforting. one of his favorite cuddling positions is head on their tit, arms around their waist, their leg over his hip

- Deidara kinda chubby. Sasori kinda wirey. Deidara jokes about not wanting to break him on accident by sitting in his lap. Sasori is at least mentally like “that is 100% a risk i am willing to take” but assured them regardless they aren’t gonna break him lmao

- they’re both really good with aesthetics, needless to say, so literally no one ever wants to go to events with them where dressing up is required bc theyre always dressed better than everyone except for maybe Konan