Scary Dog Privilege Flambert but instead of Flambae being the scary dog it’s Robert
Mark my words, at some point in my Hands On series I’m going to write a fic where some asshole won’t quit bothering Flambae at the bar, and just as he’s about to haul off and singe the dude, his Committed Situationship Robert Robertson the Fucking Third flies past him in a blur and just absolutely beats the brakes off this asshole
And it’s gonna be so good, I swear to god. They get kicked out of the bar and Flambae takes a bruised but victorious Robert home and they get two steps in before he’s on him, practically panting, ‘That was so fucking sexy, defending my honor and shit’
And then he goes to kiss him but Robert stops him like, “Wait, let me brush my teeth first. I don’t want that guy’s blood in your mouth.”
And what he means is that he’s worried about cleanliness/possible bloodborne disease, but what Flambae hears is ‘I won't let any part of that man touch any part of you’ and it just makes him even more desperate to ride this man into a pile of ash
They do take a minute so Robert can brush his teeth, but Flambae lurks right behind him the whole time, staring at his reflection in the mirror with glowing eyes














