Roy Christopher Mustang

i cycle through the first four steps of grief every ten minutes thanks naruto 700

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

tell me a secret

I can’t breathe

I bet Armstrong tried to make ed feel better about his height and told ed that when he was younger he used to be quite small and Ed gets all hopefull until Armstrong says “BUT AFTER MY FIIRST GROWTH SPURT AT AGE THREE I-” And Ed is sad again

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down